NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:25 pm
People are gathered in Time Square now waiting for the ball to drop to bring us into 2024. However, it appears this is an aberration due to the fact that there is no time anymore. Industry around the world is now buying shares of time since all the Gold has been used for hospital beds and the chia pet supply has run out. When time runs out oxygen could be the next hot item on the market according to stock analysts.