NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

This is Gary Childress Again, coming to you live via a wormhole from the future. I'm seeing that people have calmed down now that the war in Ukraine has stopped. Industry around the world has been undergoing the process of detooling until they can figure out what needs to be produced and what doesn't. Meanwhile, World population has dropped and some life is returning to the oceans now that people aren't eating everything in sight. To accommodate everyone, a special decree has been issued to maintain only those industries that are essential. Wild life populations have dwindled. But some experts say they could come back if people will stop eating everything in sight.