The Heritage Foundation has been infiltrated by scientists! Be on the lookout for suspicious characters wearing lab coats. The following survey should sniff them out.
Would you like to have sex with an octopus 1. Yes 2. No
Do not disclose the correct answer or the survey will be foiled. These creatures are smarter than we think.
Thank you, NASA. The Next report will be coming soon.
NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH
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Gary Childress
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