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Iwannaplato wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 7:11 pm

Agent Smith wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 5:41 pm You're deluded ... and in the worst way possible!

I am, eh?

Yep!

How so?

You know how so! Look at your drawer - the stuff you keep in it.

A paperclip, my blunt razor, chewing gum, and vitamin C.

Précisément! Madness!! Maaaadness!!

Absolutely. There's no key use of the letter 'c' in 'my blunt razor'. This kind of lack of organization is madness.

You need to start doing Roydop's thought-free awareness, now! Then we'll find car parts and small corpses in that drawer and your mental health will be on the mend.

Aah! Got it! I forgot to think outside the box. I suggest we all do too!

Agent Smith wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 3:27 am

Iwannaplato wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 7:11 pm

Agent Smith wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 5:41 pm You're deluded ... and in the worst way possible!

I am, eh?

Yep!

How so?

You know how so! Look at your drawer - the stuff you keep in it.

A paperclip, my blunt razor, chewing gum, and vitamin C.

Précisément! Madness!! Maaaadness!!

Absolutely. There's no key use of the letter 'c' in 'my blunt razor'. This kind of lack of organization is madness.

You need to start doing Roydop's thought-free awareness, now! Then we'll find car parts and small corpses in that drawer and your mental health will be on the mend.

Aah! Got it! I forgot to think outside the box. I suggest we all do too!

In my home we call that 'thinking outside the drawer'.

Iwannaplato wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 6:44 am

Agent Smith wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 3:27 am

Iwannaplato wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 7:11 pm
Absolutely. There's no key use of the letter 'c' in 'my blunt razor'. This kind of lack of organization is madness.

You need to start doing Roydop's thought-free awareness, now! Then we'll find car parts and small corpses in that drawer and your mental health will be on the mend.

Aah! Got it! I forgot to think outside the box. I suggest we all do too!

In my home we call that 'thinking outside the drawer'.

What a home! What a home! I shall walk silently by the window facing the street. What is it that I hear? Aaah, laughter! I should smile, I will smile, we will ... smile.

It's quite clear to me, ladies, gentlemen, that we have a good chance of breaking God's speed limit.

You mean the speed a light? Roughly, 300,000,000 m/s. That's impossible! We would ...

Break ... something ... mon ami?

That's like saying a melanoma is just a rash!

Aah, of course, course! We've all failed ... in our own little and quirky ways ... to look in the right directions, buy the right books, talk to the right people, sleep at the appropriate time ... slept ... perhaps too deeply ... while the comet of the millennium blazed overhead on a clear, starry night ...

Yawn!

Précisément! Précisément!