Funny definitions
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:43 am
abdicate - to give up all hope of having a flat stomach
bacteria - back door of a cafeteria
biology - the scientific study of the number 2
congress - the opposite of progress
multitasking - screwing up several things at once
philosophy - a collection of contradictory ideas
secret - something you tell to one person at a time
thesaurus - a dinosaur that studies words
teacher - a person who asks questions which he or she already knows the answers to
transcendental - above the teeth
bacteria - back door of a cafeteria
biology - the scientific study of the number 2
congress - the opposite of progress
multitasking - screwing up several things at once
philosophy - a collection of contradictory ideas
secret - something you tell to one person at a time
thesaurus - a dinosaur that studies words
teacher - a person who asks questions which he or she already knows the answers to
transcendental - above the teeth