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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:37 pm
by Walker
:lol:

That is the system.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:18 pm
by Dontaskme
At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:04 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
Dontaskme wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:18 pm At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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That's just sick. Which mental asylum were you released from after the great wokie inclusivity purge?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:08 am
by Impenitent

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2023 7:40 am
by Dontaskme
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:04 am
Dontaskme wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:18 pm At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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That's just sick. Which mental asylum were you released from after the great wokie inclusivity purge?
I haven't been released from the mental asylum, I own it.

It’s a hundred times better not be born;
but if we cannot avoid the light,
the path of least harm is swiftly to return
to death’s eternal night!

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:58 pm
by Toppsy Kretts
Bitches was sum birds

Last night i saw 3 wemon walking down the street that way..

I said HEY why are you walking down the road that way...there is nothing down there...

And they flew away..

i said oh them was sum birds.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:03 pm
by promethean75
I hate ungrateful people like this. She wants to have her cake and wear it too.

https://www.kaotic.com/video/db9d2cb0_20230722103646_t

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:00 pm
by promethean75
Click link to take comrade Rosa's entertaining comedy tour of Don T.'s monumental genius.

https://www.quora.com/Donald-Trump-is-a ... chtenstein

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:11 pm
by Walker
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 3:56 am
by Impenitent
What did one hat say to the other one? You stay here; I'll go on a head.

-Imp

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:27 am
by Dontaskme
What did Tony Parsons say to Jim Newman?

I don't know, what?

Oh Nothing.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:08 pm
by Walker
Pride In Your Work is a favorite, near the end.
See The Work.
Gonna Be A Mess.


https://drainmagic.com/radio-ads/

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:04 pm
by Walker
A Higgs boson walks into a church. A Catholic church. The priest says, I’m sorry, we don’t allow Higgs bosons in church. The Higgs boson says, “Excuse me, I’m sorry but without me you can’t have mass.”

It got a laugh ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZLvHM_mt6Y

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:58 pm
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:53 am
by Walker
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the Weather.”
— Bill Hicks, American stand-up comedian

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