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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:58 am
by seeds
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:47 am
by attofishpi

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:55 pm
by Walker
Question: Mr. President! What’s your favourite ice cream?
Answer: Chocolate chocolate chip.

Analysis: His documented history of lying about all things great and small makes this politician's answer a joke.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 5:10 am
by Toppsy Kretts
a snake walks into a bar,













the bartender says..."How'd you do that"?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 4:22 pm
by Walker
The Tex Avery Laugh @2:52
1943

Ladies and Gentleducks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMXYrQBwNK0
:lol:

Since this work of art was produced, the evolution of toon-quality in the last 80 years* requires that the definition of evolution means any change, including devolution of the medium.


* 4 score years. What will 7 bring?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:08 am
by Walker
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:16 am
by Walker
Toppsy Kretts wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 5:10 am a snake walks into a bar,













the bartender says..."How'd you do that"?
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Wiki wrote:Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar – Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes is a 2007 book by Thomas Wilson Cathcart and Daniel Martin Klein that explains several philosophical concepts with the help of jokes that serve to illustrate the points in the book.

The concept behind the book in the Introduction: “The construction and payoff of jokes and the construction and payoff of philosophical concepts are made out of the same stuff. They tease the mind in the same ways…philosophy and jokes proceed from the same impulse: to confound our sense of the way things are, to flip our worlds upside down, and to ferret out hidden, often uncomfortable, truths about life. What the philosopher calls an insight, the gagster calls a zinger.[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato_and ... Into_a_Bar

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:19 am
by Gary Childress
Are only good Jokes allowed here or can we bad ones participate too?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:40 am
by Agent Smith
If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:55 am
by Flannel Jesus
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:19 am Are only good Jokes allowed here or can we bad ones participate too?
Look at the comment above and receive your answer

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 10:03 am
by Gary Childress
Agent Smith wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:40 am If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupunctrist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:
Stay strong, Agent Smith. 👍

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 10:35 am
by Agent Smith
Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 10:03 am
Agent Smith wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:40 am If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupunctrist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:
Stay strong, Agent Smith. 👍
:mrgreen:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:46 pm
by Impenitent
France remaining in NATO

-Imp

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 6:21 pm
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:41 pm
by Impenitent
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