No. Only when it suits you does telling all black people within a ""joke"" that all they have is nightmares ..seem humourous.Sculptor wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:27 pmFFS.attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:20 pm..but the joke is extremely poor since you are suggesting 'black' people only have nightmares.
Even if a black fella told you it - the bloke is an idiot.
Yeah. you are fucking clueless about humour.
Got any good jokes?
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How about "hy did the chicken cross the road".attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:29 pmNo. Only when it suits you does telling all black people within a ""joke"" that all they have is nightmares ..seem humourous.Sculptor wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:27 pmFFS.attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:20 pm
..but the joke is extremely poor since you are suggesting 'black' people only have nightmares.
Even if a black fella told you it - the bloke is an idiot.
Yeah. you are fucking clueless about humour.
What would you do with that.
Or a horse walks into a bar..
DO you think it literally refes to horses that visit bars?
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Of course, I used to ride my horse Nibbles into the bar all the time, but she refuses now since the barman always says, "Why the long face?" boom boom - now that's humour.Sculptor wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:25 pmHow about "hy did the chicken cross the road".attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:29 pmNo. Only when it suits you does telling all black people within a ""joke"" that all they have is nightmares ..seem humourous.
What would you do with that.
Or a horse walks into a bar..
DO you think it literally refes to horses that visit bars?
I'd love to see the result of you walking into a bar full of 'black' people and tell that joke!! I think you'd be in a bit of trouble and certainly nobody would find it funny.
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What do u call a black dude in a suit?
The defendant.
Why do they bury white people six feet in the ground?
Becuz deep down they're really good people.
The defendant.
Why do they bury white people six feet in the ground?
Becuz deep down they're really good people.
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There's a Mexican, a black, and a Gay in a carpromethean75 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:17 am What do u call a black dude in a suit?
The defendant.
Why do they bury white people six feet in the ground?
Becuz deep down they're really good people.
Whose driving?
Answer: The police.
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It's a joke told by black people. You do not understand ironyattofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:21 amOf course, I used to ride my horse Nibbles into the bar all the time, but she refuses now since the barman always says, "Why the long face?" boom boom - now that's humour.Sculptor wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:25 pmHow about "hy did the chicken cross the road".attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:29 pm
No. Only when it suits you does telling all black people within a ""joke"" that all they have is nightmares ..seem humourous.
What would you do with that.
Or a horse walks into a bar..
DO you think it literally refes to horses that visit bars?
I'd love to see the result of you walking into a bar full of 'black' people and tell that joke!! I think you'd be in a bit of trouble and certainly nobody would find it funny.
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Without freedom of speech, we would not know who the idiots are.
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Take the following recent news and create a decent joke with it. It would go something like this:
Now Botswana wants to send 20,000 of its elephants to germany. Man this immigration stuff is really getting out of hand. First it was the mexicans and now....
Now Botswana wants to send 20,000 of its elephants to germany. Man this immigration stuff is really getting out of hand. First it was the mexicans and now....
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This is a difficult one becuz there isn't much about an elephant that u could use to draw the similarity between the mexican and the elephant that will make the joke funny. Really, when we think of elephants, all we get is tusks, good memories and being terrified of mice. Now how do we work these elements into a joke about immigration?
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Where do polar bears go to vote?
The North Poll.
The North Poll.
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Walker wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:52 am Man walks into a bar. He sees a woman he knows sitting at a table. She is alone, silent, motionless, awake. She has no food or drink. She is staring straight ahead and neither reading, nor writing.
He walks over to her table and asks, what are you doing?
She says, “Choosing. Can’t you tell?”
And he says, “Oh. It looks like you’re just waiting.”
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Did you know that the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary...
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https://youtu.be/iXuc7SAyk2s
It took him a second but he started going with it.
The first ten or so seconds is that awkward period when the news crew doesn't know if they'll cut the cameras and go to commercial, correct the data screen, or do nothing about it.
It took him a second but he started going with it.
The first ten or so seconds is that awkward period when the news crew doesn't know if they'll cut the cameras and go to commercial, correct the data screen, or do nothing about it.