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Question: Mr. President! What’s your favourite ice cream?
Answer: Chocolate chocolate chip.

Analysis: His documented history of lying about all things great and small makes this politician's answer a joke.
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a snake walks into a bar,













the bartender says..."How'd you do that"?
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The Tex Avery Laugh @2:52
1943

Ladies and Gentleducks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMXYrQBwNK0
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Since this work of art was produced, the evolution of toon-quality in the last 80 years* requires that the definition of evolution means any change, including devolution of the medium.


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Toppsy Kretts wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 5:10 am a snake walks into a bar,













the bartender says..."How'd you do that"?
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Wiki wrote:Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar – Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes is a 2007 book by Thomas Wilson Cathcart and Daniel Martin Klein that explains several philosophical concepts with the help of jokes that serve to illustrate the points in the book.

The concept behind the book in the Introduction: “The construction and payoff of jokes and the construction and payoff of philosophical concepts are made out of the same stuff. They tease the mind in the same ways…philosophy and jokes proceed from the same impulse: to confound our sense of the way things are, to flip our worlds upside down, and to ferret out hidden, often uncomfortable, truths about life. What the philosopher calls an insight, the gagster calls a zinger.[1]"
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Are only good Jokes allowed here or can we bad ones participate too?
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If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:
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Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:19 am Are only good Jokes allowed here or can we bad ones participate too?
Look at the comment above and receive your answer
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Agent Smith wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:40 am If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupunctrist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:
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Gary Childress wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 10:03 am
Agent Smith wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:40 am If materialism is true then David Hume is a Chinese acupunctrist and if materialism is false then Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor. Either materialism is true or materialism is false. Therefore, David Hume is a Chinese acupuncturist or Oscar Wilde is a chiropractor.

I don't know why but I find this funny! :mrgreen:
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