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attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:23 pm

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:30 am If you have 13 apples in one hand and 11 oranges in the other.

What do you have?

BIG HANDS!

Why did the coca-cola drinker quit crushing the cans?

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 4:21 pm

attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:23 pm

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:30 am If you have 13 apples in one hand and 11 oranges in the other.

What do you have?

BIG HANDS!

Why did the coca-cola drinker quit crushing the cans?

Because it was Soda Pressing.

Why did the Cobbler quit his job?

Because it was sole destroying.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Dontaskme wrote: ↑Mon Aug 22, 2022 10:31 am Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Well, what is Richard Dawkins then!?

btw. I think you are Christmas crackers!

attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Aug 22, 2022 1:44 pm

btw. I think you are Christmas crackers!

The father christmas of all crackers ... is the joke in within the cracker...aka you!

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-fbi-rai ... ias-closet



Commentary:
Sam Brinton and an admiral probably ordered the raid.

The PC Babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9fn8DBA_9Y

I worked out tonight after many Guinnesses that men's brains are becoming smaller, and womens boobs are becoming bigger.

It's rather clear and obvious. Stupid men are breeding and going to some educational establishment to become "doctors" where they learn to put plastic stuff inside stupid womens breasts.

It's then apparent that stupid men think large breasts on women are attractive...

or..

Maybe these men are smarter than I had previously considered. Maybe, just maybe, air cushions coming out of the steering wheel are not enough in a side on collision.

If only I had a time machine, so I could go back in time and ask Charles Darwin what he would think about such a supposition. Of course, he would want to come to the future and see just how large tits can be...such is life.

it's a psychosexual fusion of the emotio-phenomenological longing for being and any experience of its abundance we can have, with the object of sexual attraction and interest. hence, BIGGER boobs, BIGGER johnsons, BIGGER arses.

being at its most plentiful in a revolt against nothingness symbolized, or i should say utilized, by the erotic indulgence of the senses in the fullest experience possible of the sexio-psychological object of desire. the hyper-exaggeration of this in art and sexual culture is an expression of this phenomena.

My niece showed me this hilarious video today:-

What Kind of Asian Are You?
https://youtu.be/DWynJkN5HbQ

Keeping Anxiety At Bay With The Buddha Box | South Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIf9Tya8FcY

More South Park

"Go, Strong Woman, Go"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz-RYEOaig