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Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 10:29 pm
by promethean75
Some Trevor Reed sit down comedy. The Russian accent is flawless.

https://youtu.be/0NBxIkXTSUo

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 9:22 pm
by promethean75
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... blaze.html

https://www.kaotic.com/video/685975d5_20220523091855_t

Cop's being charged with misdemeanor culpable negligence or something like that. How could the burned guy and the cop come to agreement regarding the severity of the accident and the kind of punishment and compensation that would be reasonable?

Discuss.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:25 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
promethean75 wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 9:22 pm https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... blaze.html

https://www.kaotic.com/video/685975d5_20220523091855_t

Cop's being charged with misdemeanor culpable negligence or something like that. How could the burned guy and the cop come to agreement regarding the severity of the accident and the kind of punishment and compensation that would be reasonable?

Discuss.
What does this have to do with the thread?

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 4:35 am
by attofishpi
Looks like your microaggression got so small it vanished!

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 5:24 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
Like your penis...

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 5:26 am
by attofishpi
lol...microaggression is back!

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 11:06 am
by promethean75
Damn fish you walked right into that one.

Whenever you tell a joke and/or clown on someone, always carefully review the joke first to be sure it can't be turned against your own penis.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 12:23 am
by attofishpi
promethean75 wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:06 am Damn fish you walked right into that one.

Whenever you tell a joke and/or clown on someone, always carefully review the joke first to be sure it can't be turned against your own penis.
Sage advice. Ya she got me! I was going to be crude as to where my penis disappeared to..but, I was too sober.

Anyway, Veg is married to a wookie so she has every right to be bitter, she spends every morning coughing up fur-balls.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 1:00 am
by promethean75

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 1:07 am
by attofishpi
..haha, yeah that song did pop into my head..what a pain in the arse.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 1:31 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
attofishpi wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 12:23 am
promethean75 wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:06 am Damn fish you walked right into that one.

Whenever you tell a joke and/or clown on someone, always carefully review the joke first to be sure it can't be turned against your own penis.
Sage advice. Ya she got me! I was going to be crude as to where my penis disappeared to..but, I was too sober.

Anyway, Veg is married to a wookie so she has every right to be bitter, she spends every morning coughing up fur-balls.
Who am I 'married to'? Please enlighten me.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 1:36 am
by attofishpi
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 1:31 am
attofishpi wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 12:23 am
promethean75 wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:06 am Damn fish you walked right into that one.

Whenever you tell a joke and/or clown on someone, always carefully review the joke first to be sure it can't be turned against your own penis.
Sage advice. Ya she got me! I was going to be crude as to where my penis disappeared to..but, I was too sober.

Anyway, Veg is married to a wookie so she has every right to be bitter, she spends every morning coughing up fur-balls.
Who am I 'married to'? Please enlighten me.
Ah nooo Veg, don't tell me the wookie dumped you?

..how are the in-laws taking it?

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Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 1:48 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
attofishpi wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 1:36 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 1:31 am
attofishpi wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 12:23 am

Sage advice. Ya she got me! I was going to be crude as to where my penis disappeared to..but, I was too sober.

Anyway, Veg is married to a wookie so she has every right to be bitter, she spends every morning coughing up fur-balls.
Who am I 'married to'? Please enlighten me.
Ah nooo Veg, don't tell me the wookie dumped you?

..how are the in-laws taking it?

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You aren't even funny. Funny has to at least make sense.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 2:04 am
by attofishpi
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 1:48 am You aren't even funny. Funny has to at least make sense. You are just an annoying blob.
Every time I look at the in-laws picture I am in hysterics!! ..ah well, someone had to find it funny, glad it was me. :D
My name's not bob either, and you misspelled it, there is no 'L' in Bob, although I am sure right now there is a Bob in Elle somewhere on the planet.

Re: Wankism of the day

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 2:38 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
attofishpi wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 2:04 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 1:48 am You aren't even funny. Funny has to at least make sense. You are just an annoying blob.
Every time I look at the in-laws picture I am in hysterics!! ..ah well, someone had to find it funny, glad it was me. :D
My name's not bob either, and you misspelled it, there is no 'L' in Bob, although I am sure right now there is a Bob in Elle somewhere on the planet.
'misspelt'