True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

Hey that was a fat ass tho won't it, fish? Turn your phone upside down and look at it. I'd put the Tennessee two step on that girl.

[attofishpi]

Girls that size 'fart' quadraphonically during sex, there's simply too many air pockets.

[promethean75]

Mate. That girl isn't fat. That's just baby chub. Tennessee girls acquire epigenetically altered genes from their parents becuz of all the fried food they eat over there, and they start out chubby like their mom when they're born. Normally they lose it when they drop out of highschool and start working low paying labor intensive jobs in the coal mines. The only exception is if they get pregnant at seventeen and end up being a trailerwife.... in which case they start eating fried food and the baby chub turns into fat.

[attofishpi]

Pretty handy if ya can't afford a car with air bags.

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/153d4dfb_20240227050557_t

I'm sorry but if u don't wanna be a nazi after watching this video, sumthin is wrong with u.

I couldn't make one minute in before I was marching back and forth in the living room in my jackboots.

[promethean75]

https://www.quora.com/profile/Hermit-Tarot-Card

The real question is: should sweet home Alabama burn for eternity.

How tf could he have missed that? I mean c'mon man.

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/95c371ae_20240228225131_t

Put this girl in the NFL and give her the ball. Girl moves like Barry Sanders. Watch her juke that POleece when she runs a B pattern.

[Impenitent]

https://www.theblaze.com/columns/opinio ... repression

democrats still trying to steal freedom of speech

"From time to time throughout our history, the federal government arrests people for saying things the government doesn't like. It’s a tradition, like beer luge or bad cover bands.

Steve Baker is about to get the Late Federalist shaming parade for covering the January 6 protest as an independent journalist. As he recently wrote, his arrest on Friday is being stage-managed for optics: "The prosecutor informed my attorney that I am to arrive at the @FBI field office wearing 'shorts and sandals. …' Rather than issuing a simple order to appear, they seem to feel the need to give me a dose of the personal humiliation treatment."

-Imp

[promethean75]

Yeah what's up with that? Not sure I believe that... or maybe they were joking. Couldn't be serious becuz if Baker didn't show up in shorts and sandals, there's nothing they could do about it becuz that isn't illegal. That might just be Baker and his defense lawyer making it sound worse than it really is to gain sympathy for being charged with.... *cough*... trespassing.

Hey at least Baker isn't with Hamas tho. IDF broke protocol by keeping Hamas soldiers in their underwear long after they were searched.

"Under international humanitarian law, combatants in armed forces captured in uniform are entitled to protection under the third Geneva convention, which requires that PoWs be treated humanely and with respect for their honor in all circumstances. They are protected against any act of violence, as well as against intimidation, insults and “exposure to public curiosity”.

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/27a0b785_20240301181338_t

This is an atrocious sight, so be warned. The roadways are still in unspeakable condition and many streets don't even have sidewalks. This hinders vehicular travel becuz pedestrians are prevented from conducting their business safely on sidewalks along the roads.

But a report shows that once brazil got rid of the Bolsonaro and Covid viruses, the economy is steadily doing better.

[promethean75]

I submit the following information to the scientific community for paranormal investigation.

I think i may be a Slider

I won't go too terribly into details becuz i fear that the US government might try to abduct me and use me as a military weapon. But on several occasions i have experienced electrical disturbances when high on cocaine, and i cannot find rational explanations for what's happening. The three phenomena include:

1. Portable plug in fan comes on and off sporadically.
2. Flashlight stops working
3. Mobile phone signal goes from strong 5g to weak 4g.

Each of these things occurs immediately after i take a hit and continues until the rush is over... a period ranging from two to five minutes.

The flashlight has brand new batteries in it and functions perfectly. I'll check it when I'm sober and there are no problems.

The fan has no problems either and has never done this when I'm sober. However, i can't rule out the possibility that the break in current (causing it to stutter) is being caused by normal circumstances like a momentary power outage. But if that were the case, other electrical devices should do the same, and they do not.

The mobile signal is also dubious; it could just be that my phone just happens to bounce between signals and connects to a weaker signal the moment i take a hit. But the coincidence is uncanny. It happens over and over again... and doesn't happen when i don't take a hit; it keeps a consistent 5g connection.

We have three possible explanations.

1. These electrical disturbances are naturally caused and have nothing to do with the drug use. They just happen to happen every time i take a hit.

2. These disturbances are caused by ghosts or some such thing.

3. These disturbances are caused by a change in the electrical field around me, in turn caused by something my brain is doing under the influence of the drug.

I don't consider the possibility that i am hallucinating these things becuz i am entirely lucid when they happen.

Note to CIA: please don't tryda use me for your malevolent purposes becuz I'm anti-imperialist and don't wanna help u beat the russians, chinese or arabs. I refuse to be secretly inserted into high security diplomat meetings to jam cellphones or corrupt computer data. Neither will i be escorted in a tank to a battlefront where I'll take a big hit and then cause the enemy's rocket launchers to malfunction. And I certainly won't use my powers to help u get free quarters in a phone booth.

[promethean75]

See u guys think I'm bullshitting u and you're about to attack me and call me crazy, right?

uh-uh. I don't think so

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/0pZnRVlV4TI

[John sulks]

JOHN

That's it. Big smile, John.

[promethean75]

Should i move to Oregon? I just found out that in Oregon I'd be on lowest tier of sex offender classification for the crimes i didn't commit.

I wouldn't be on a public registry, so that means a) i wouldn't be harrassed by vigilantes who the police can't control, vandalizing my property for crimes I didn't commit 14 years ago, b) i wouldn't be rejected by customers for crimes I didn't commit 14 years ago who do a background check on me before hiring me, c) i wouldn't be rejected by renters for crimes I didn't commit 14 years ago and would be able to live in a building instead of my van or under a bush, and d) the general public won't be like 'hey there's that child molester who isn't a child molester. Let's get em!'

Not only that, i won't have to go to the sheriff's office every three months even tho they come by my house every other fuckin week in a patrol car and decked out in swat gear so all the neighbors can be like 'prom must really be a great guy' when they see em pull up.

Also, I won't have to worry about a bracelet with malfunctioning batteries that goes dead every other day so i can be charged with another felony unless I leave work and plug the fuckin thing in somewhere, going back on my leg for crimes I didn't commit if christian republicans get back into the courts and repeal the repeal.

This is great news. Oregon has the most relaxed sex offender laws of any state and it's in the beautiful northwest!

[promethean75]

Let's do it man. Three thousand miles and thousands of dollars in moving expenses is a small price to pay for getting back a tiny fraction of freedom, right?