Got any good jokes?

[Gary Childress]

I post in Internet forums in hopes of winning.

[attofishpi]

Land of the Irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cvv237khg8

[attofishpi]

Family Guy - You speak English?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6FA6mPHfSI

LMFAO

[seeds]

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"The Ordeal of the Three Tents"

A Russian army general and an American army general were at a summit meeting arguing with each other about which of the two countries had the toughest soldiers.

The American general insisted that he himself could whip any Russian at anything.

The Russian general then dared the American to take on what the Russians call: "The Ordeal of the Three Tents," which consists of the following...

• 1. One must enter the first tent and consume 2 large bottles of Russian vodka in 10 minutes.
  
  2. One must enter the second tent and pull the abscessed tooth of a mother grizzly bear who is nursing her new born cubs.
  
  3. One must enter the third tent and sexually gratify Russia's most famous female porn star.

The American general laughed at the Russian's puny challenge and said, 'bring it on."

Arrangements were made, the tents were readied, and the ordeal began.

The American general entered the first tent and in less than 10 minutes had guzzled-down the 2 bottles of Russia's strongest vodka.

He then exited the first tent and ran into the second tent...

...and after around 6 or 7 minutes of terrifying growls and blood curdling screams, the general exited the second tent, and standing there with his uniform torn to shreds and his body bleeding from head to toe, he said, "...now wheressh zat bear wiz da bad tooth?..."
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[Impenitent]

after the imaginary number gets out of prison, is it a free radical?

-Imp

[promethean75]

this fuckin guy