True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

If you're using ipe u oughta put a transparent stain/sealer on it so u can see the natural woodgrain. That stuff is gorgeous.

[promethean75]

If u are an eligible bachelor who happens to be somewhere along the spectrum between fatphobia and necrophilia, this may be what you're looking for.

https://kaotic.com/video/696af185_20240209073211_t

[promethean75]

As expected, the ice machine is empty like it always is when i come here to get biscuits. But worse, after I fill my cup with water, i look down and behold a single negro hair floating placidly in my cup. Observing its shape and size i determine that, indeed, it is not a pubic hair, but a hair having been dispatched from this very weave:

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[promethean75]

Flight 452 to control tower. We have a suspicious sound coming from a passenger's carry-on. We believe she's trying to get off.

Copy that, flight 452. Did u instruct the passenger to get off?

No, control tower, that's the problem... that she's trying to get off.

I don't understand, flight 452. Is she on or off the plane?

The captain instructed her to exit the plane becuz we believe she's trying to get off.

U mean she wants to get off?

We believe so, sir.

So let her off the goddamn plane then!

We did, sir, even tho she wanted to stay on.

I thought u just said she wanted to get off.

We believe she did, sir.


https://kaotic.com/video/ba117007_20240211032746_t

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/6c9b28a6_20240216080127_t

Lol what's going on here. Read the room; the only reason these freaks protest the old guy taking pictures is becuz they can sense that he's not praising their freakishness but being critical of it. He's taking pictures in the same mood as someone taking pictures of a car wreck or some other disaster.

Now if the old guy were dressed in pink spandex and a neon green halter top, they'd be striking poses as if they were getting their picture put in a magazine or on an album cover. Even if they didn't personally know him. They'd sense that he's 'one of us' and permit it, even welcome it.

[promethean75]

Almost every time i go to Hooters, the ugly ones are workin. Swear to god, almost every time. I know the hotties work here becuz I've seen em before.

So i can't come in, discover that the hotties are off duty, and then just leave once i sit down becuz that would be weird. And there's no way to really scope the place out without sitting down... but then it's too late; u gotta stay.

Unless. When u come in, u seat yourself. So what u do is linger for a second... maybe go to the bathroom or fuck with your phone at the door... scope out which hotties are serving which tables, and sit in their section.

And then there's the goofy managers with no game who try to leverage their chances with the waitresses by letting them slack off, take breaks and pick their own work schedules. Even tho the waitresses know this is a futile ploy, they play along with the whole 'awww thank u, you're so sweet, Steve!' and then Steve gets all excited and thinks he's actually making some progress... which compels him to do even more favors for the waitresses... and the process repeats.

[promethean75]

If i politely open the door for the guy and let him go in first, even tho i made it to the door before he did, shouldn't he let me get in front of him at the KFC to return the favor?

If i didn't let him in first, he'd be behind me in line, so he loses nothing by letting me go first. He doesn't gain anything, but he doesn't lose anything.

Seems to me that this is just something u do. I'd do it, but this guy was a dummy, and I'm a philosopher and a gentleman.

[promethean75]

Laundry room solutions by prom75. Cabinets, trimmed cubby boxes and counter top. I had some laminate flooring scrap left over from another job so i sold it to em and put it on a piece of MDF for that counter. Pretty slick.

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[promethean75]

Bruh-bruh did the right thing by running, but he shoulda stashed the gun the moment he was out of sight of the POleece.

Resisting arrest is a lesser charge than firearm possession, and his was illegally modified too, so he's truly fucked.

u bolt on the cop, stash the gun, toss the cronic, and if u don't get away, u only get charged with resisting. I mean c'mon man, this is street knowledge 101. Now this dummy is gonna do a few years on the yard. Florence, da fucks wrong witchu, bruh?!

What these young gangstas and dealers need are positive mentors who can better educate them on how to be successful, more productive gangstas. Learning about the crime statutes, what class they are and what kind of sentence they carry, is fundamentally important for all aspiring Gs.

https://kaotic.com/video/afdd954f_20240221073401_t

[promethean75]

Qué susto! Mucho grande, puto!

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[promethean75]

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[promethean75]

See this is what happens when your economy is strangled by a centralized authoritarian state. Your infrastructure goes to shit and your Venezuelan girls can't even fight on a roof without falling through it

[LuckyR]

Almost every time i go to Hooters, the ugly ones are workin.

Funny, that's what she said...

[promethean75]

Ohhhhhhhhh

I was wondering the other day if Hooters has ever had legal problems with discriminating against applicants. I mean couldn't a girl who was refused a job claim that Hooters didn't hire her becuz she wasn't hot enough? Shirley this has happened before.

But then i think there's a kind of natural selection mechanism that works in Hooter's favor concerning this matter. Seems like they would rarely if ever have this problem for this reason: a girl wouldn't even try to get a job there if she wasn't nearly as hot as the other waitresses becuz she would be embrassed to work there if she wuzzint. So, there's a natural filter working here, and the managers don't have to worry about the awkward situation of denying employment to a non-hottie.

That said, Hooters is a horrible, tasteless place. The whole thing is wrong. What kind of a conniving capitalist asshole comes up with such a gimmick? Having waitresses dressed in almost-bikinis to draw customers in. U know what ends up happening. Old creepy men regulars start coming in every day so they can gawk at the waitresses, managers start tryna solicit attention from the waitresses by doing them favors, and customers get substandard service becuz all the waitresses are dingbats. Last time I was there I didn't even get a fork. Had to get up and go get one myself. And then there's all the other male customers who stare daggers at u while eating their hot-wings becuz you're more handsome than they are. I didn't ask for this, man. That's not something I can help.

[Walker]

I've seen them around but never been in one. I kinda figured that's what was going on. If not for notions of we deserve it, I wouldn't go to restaurants at all. At least I don't have to go to brunch.

Fast-food prices (drive-though) have changed dramatically. Burgers made in the back room by strangers may go the way of the dodo. Just as well.