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This is absolutely hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qob-ptyrOUM

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Someone told me ''nothing rhymes with orange'' so I said, no it doesn't. 🍊
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An Englishman gets arrested in America. The police officer when filling out his form, for the section "RACE" he writes "BLACK".
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What did the young Alexander Pope say to his teacher?

- To spell correctly is machine, but Mis Spell is divine.
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Walker wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:33 am Image
Ha ha hilarious! The Market was up over 16% on 11/30/23 than 1/20/21. I guess you could say it was "on fire".
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LuckyR wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:04 am
Ha ha hilarious! The Market was up over 16% on 11/30/23 than 1/20/21. I guess you could say it was "on fire".
But you can't say that's an in-depth analysis, and it doesn't need to be! Ha ha ha!
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Walker wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:16 pm What did the young Alexander Pope say to his teacher?

- To spell correctly is machine, but Mis Spell is divine.
That original might need some work.

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Walker wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:51 am
LuckyR wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:04 am
Ha ha hilarious! The Market was up over 16% on 11/30/23 than 1/20/21. I guess you could say it was "on fire".
But you can't say that's an in-depth analysis, and it doesn't need to be! Ha ha ha!
As usual, a posting reveals more about the author than the subject.
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