NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

Rumor has it that Mr. Childress will be asking people he meets from here forward if they have ever worked for the NSA or CIA. He will then gauge after conversation with them whether he likes them or not. Those people whom he dislikes will be permanently disliked. If they take it lightly Mr. Childress will know. He knows how to see through people now.