Parental Guidance
Parental Guidance
As a boy approaches adolescence, he will find his thoughts turning more and more to an aspect of girls that he was hitherto quite unaware of. Before long, he will start to wonder why, when he thinks about girls, there is something funny going on in his trousers. When a boy reaches this time in his life, he can find it very confusing, but not know where to turn for answers to the many questions forming in his young mind. He will intuitively know that something needs to be done, but will have no idea what.
Although he will have heard some of the older boys talking about a mysterious thing called wanking, he won’t understand what it is, other than its having something to do with thinking about girls. It won’t quite make sense to him, yet he will sense it is something he needs to know about. It is important that a boy at this stage of his development is set on the right path, and not left to his own devices, and at risk of making a wrong turn.
This is when we, as responsible parents, need to step in and steer our child onto the right course. Many of us find it difficult to discuss such matters with our children, and when we try, our attempts can all too often be clumsy and unhelpful. Very often parents will keep putting off this embarrassing duty, and then before they know it, it is too late, and their precious boy has wandered off into areas of who knows what.
Most parents are not experts, nor do they have the teaching skills to properly impart the crucial information their child needs. When this is the case, it might be time to look for outside help. If a parent decides to take this course, it is important that they choose their teaching material very carefully. There is a little publication that I cannot recommend highly enough; it is called The Curious Boy’s Handbook, by Richard Pumper. This little book will take your child, step by step, from complete beginner to accomplished technician. It is packed with diagrams, hints and tips, and easy to follow instructions, and includes an excellent troubleshooting guide. There is also a section at the end of the book for parents with religious concerns, which contains a chart for working out how much guilt to attach to each activity.
With this little book in his hands -or one hand, your offspring can be left in his room thinking you don’t know what he’s up to, while you go along with the pretence, confident in the knowledge that he knows what he’s doing.
Although he will have heard some of the older boys talking about a mysterious thing called wanking, he won’t understand what it is, other than its having something to do with thinking about girls. It won’t quite make sense to him, yet he will sense it is something he needs to know about. It is important that a boy at this stage of his development is set on the right path, and not left to his own devices, and at risk of making a wrong turn.
This is when we, as responsible parents, need to step in and steer our child onto the right course. Many of us find it difficult to discuss such matters with our children, and when we try, our attempts can all too often be clumsy and unhelpful. Very often parents will keep putting off this embarrassing duty, and then before they know it, it is too late, and their precious boy has wandered off into areas of who knows what.
Most parents are not experts, nor do they have the teaching skills to properly impart the crucial information their child needs. When this is the case, it might be time to look for outside help. If a parent decides to take this course, it is important that they choose their teaching material very carefully. There is a little publication that I cannot recommend highly enough; it is called The Curious Boy’s Handbook, by Richard Pumper. This little book will take your child, step by step, from complete beginner to accomplished technician. It is packed with diagrams, hints and tips, and easy to follow instructions, and includes an excellent troubleshooting guide. There is also a section at the end of the book for parents with religious concerns, which contains a chart for working out how much guilt to attach to each activity.
With this little book in his hands -or one hand, your offspring can be left in his room thinking you don’t know what he’s up to, while you go along with the pretence, confident in the knowledge that he knows what he’s doing.
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Relevant study material: https://youtu.be/tlXxBq3FgrY
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Wait did u just say the author's name is Richard Pumper?
The last name of the author of a handbook on masturbation is Pumper. Is this for real? I'm googling this book I think you're taking the piss and I don't believe u.
The last name of the author of a handbook on masturbation is Pumper. Is this for real? I'm googling this book I think you're taking the piss and I don't believe u.
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Yes, I know Richard personally, Dick and I have been friends for years.promethean75 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:25 pm Wait did u just say the author's name is Richard Pumper?
The last name of the author of a handbook on masturbation is Pumper.
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oh okay. yeah i googled the book and didn't find anything. he may have had trouble finding a publisher. i had a friend once named Holden Tudiks who was a writer having the same problem. I told em he should make more effort finding a publisher but he said he had his hands full.
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Not all boys: https://youtu.be/O-HHEhdDCUw
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Just send your kid to grade school in the United States.
They'll learn how to dress in drag, perform fellatio, sodomy, castration, kiss the feet of BLM, the whole mix.
It's perfect for you.
They'll learn how to dress in drag, perform fellatio, sodomy, castration, kiss the feet of BLM, the whole mix.
It's perfect for you.
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That's fine, just feel free to barge in and use my little fun topic for one of your rants.
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On a serious note, take a lesson from the Roman Catholics. They know the Righteous way to have sex.
Nothing before marriage. Parents arrange marriage of their teenager to another teenager within the Church. No pornography. No masturbation. No trooning out. No sodomy. No degeneracy. The first time two newly weds have sex, should be for procreation only. Procreation before Recreation.
Nothing before marriage. Parents arrange marriage of their teenager to another teenager within the Church. No pornography. No masturbation. No trooning out. No sodomy. No degeneracy. The first time two newly weds have sex, should be for procreation only. Procreation before Recreation.
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If folks must believe in God, I can never understand why they decide to believe in a God that insists on their leading a miserable life.Wizard22 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 9:18 am On a serious note, take a lesson from the Roman Catholics. They know the Righteous way to have sex.
Nothing before marriage. Parents arrange marriage of their teenager to another teenager within the Church. No pornography. No masturbation. No trooning out. No sodomy. No degeneracy. The first time two newly weds have sex, should be for procreation only. Procreation before Recreation.
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Why do those who believe in God know how to have sex better than heathens and atheists?
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A teenager's first experience with sex should be procreative, not recreative. Because the first impressions are strongest and most lasting over a lifetime.
When you detach sex from copulation, the implication is that sex "does not result in pregnancy" and that pregnancy/reproduction is not its primary function. You invert Nature. You twist and corrupt. Sex becomes about Pleasure-first, Reproduction-last. Hence why you allow Abortion into your morality.
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Right, so an adolescent boy's objective should be to get his first girlfriend pregnant. That seems a bit radical for you, Wizard.
Actually, it can easily be demonstrated that when sex is detached from copulation it does not lead to pregnancy. I don't think that most people would want it to.When you detach sex from copulation, the implication is that sex "does not result in pregnancy"
Well it isn't its primary function in the vast majority of instances.and that pregnancy/reproduction is not its primary function.
Human beings invert, subvert and manipulate nature countless times every day of their lives.You invert Nature.
You have a strange attitude towards pleasure.You twist and corrupt. Sex becomes about Pleasure-first, Reproduction-last.
The answer to that would seem to be less procreative sex.Hence why you allow Abortion into your morality.