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:lol:

That is the system.
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At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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Dontaskme wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:18 pm At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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That's just sick. Which mental asylum were you released from after the great wokie inclusivity purge?
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:04 am
Dontaskme wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:18 pm At it like rabbits, who will just about shag anything in sight. Life eh, it's just one big joke, hahahahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Take that you fiend.

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That's just sick. Which mental asylum were you released from after the great wokie inclusivity purge?
I haven't been released from the mental asylum, I own it.

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but if we cannot avoid the light,
the path of least harm is swiftly to return
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Bitches was sum birds

Last night i saw 3 wemon walking down the street that way..

I said HEY why are you walking down the road that way...there is nothing down there...

And they flew away..

i said oh them was sum birds.
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I hate ungrateful people like this. She wants to have her cake and wear it too.

https://www.kaotic.com/video/db9d2cb0_20230722103646_t
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Click link to take comrade Rosa's entertaining comedy tour of Don T.'s monumental genius.

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What did one hat say to the other one? You stay here; I'll go on a head.

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What did Tony Parsons say to Jim Newman?

I don't know, what?

Oh Nothing.
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Pride In Your Work is a favorite, near the end.
See The Work.
Gonna Be A Mess.


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A Higgs boson walks into a church. A Catholic church. The priest says, I’m sorry, we don’t allow Higgs bosons in church. The Higgs boson says, “Excuse me, I’m sorry but without me you can’t have mass.”

It got a laugh ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZLvHM_mt6Y
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“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the Weather.”
— Bill Hicks, American stand-up comedian

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