The Church you attended has misinformed you. You did well never to return there.I don't particularly respect myself right now after attending Christian Church and being saddled with guilt and shame for doing little more than harmlessly pleasuring myself using the "God given" means available to me. So I'm afraid if you want me to give him the same, then he's going to get the same feeling I have. Besides, who are YOU to tell me how to address God? Maybe I can address him however I'm fucking feeling like addressing him! Are you God's PR rep or his spokesperson or something?
Historian Alexander Hislop tells us that celibacy originated in worship to the goddess Semiramis:
Strange though it may seem, yet the voice of antiquity assigns to that abandoned queen [the goddess Semiramis] the invention of clerical celibacy, and that in the most stringent form...When the Pope appropriated to himself so much that was peculiar to the worship of that goddess, from the very same source, also, he introduced into the priesthood under his authority the binding obligation of celibacy. The introduction of such a principle into the Christian Church had been distinctly predicted as one grand mark of apostasy.
The Scriptures reads
New King James Version
And as for you, be fruitful and multiply; Bring forth abundantly in the earth And multiply in it.”