I've been on quite a few forums, and they all have a version of him. The phenomenon is so consistent that I am beginning to wonder if it is some kind of law of nature, besides a gift from the gods.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:47 pm Poor Walker. So desperate to be understood, but still can't help trying to be all 'clever and mysterious'
Got any good jokes?
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I wish the coherency ratio was higher on forums but they are certainly magnets for strangeness.Harbal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:58 pmI've been on quite a few forums, and they all have a version of him. The phenomenon is so consistent that I am beginning to wonder if it is some kind of law of nature, besides a gift from the gods.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:47 pm Poor Walker. So desperate to be understood, but still can't help trying to be all 'clever and mysterious'
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Hmm. Well the internet certainly gives you an insight into other peoples' minds that you wouldn't have access to in the 'real world'. The whackadoodles on here probably look perfectly normal outside the internet.
If most people were 'strange' then no one would be
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Someone asked me how I see lesbian relationships.
"In HD" wasn't the answer they were looking for.
"In HD" wasn't the answer they were looking for.
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Here's a good joke and probably one of the funniest jokes you will hear.
The one about America voting Donald Trump to become the President of America.
Turned out that America became the laughing stock of the whole world. And the whole world cannot be wrong, can it?
Humanity is the joke, get it?
Humanity is the joke, because if the joke is not seen as funny, you may even get your head blown off for not being funny.
People just want to be funny. High on their own capacity to crack themselves up.
The one about America voting Donald Trump to become the President of America.
Turned out that America became the laughing stock of the whole world. And the whole world cannot be wrong, can it?
Humanity is the joke, get it?
Humanity is the joke, because if the joke is not seen as funny, you may even get your head blown off for not being funny.
People just want to be funny. High on their own capacity to crack themselves up.
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It's just a shame that gift from god does not come with a receipt, which is proof enough the gift was never purchased in the first place.Harbal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:58 pmI've been on quite a few forums, and they all have a version of him. The phenomenon is so consistent that I am beginning to wonder if it is some kind of law of nature, besides a gift from the gods.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:47 pm Poor Walker. So desperate to be understood, but still can't help trying to be all 'clever and mysterious'
No one ever payed for your life, except you. You are an expense you do not have to pay for...except people seem to desire to pay the price of their own choosing when they do not have to...the joke is always on them.
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Naw man. A lot of lesbian porn is made for men and it shows. Lesbian porn for women, by women, is the tits. Literally and figuratively lol
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Yeah, no shit! Doesn't mean I don't appreciate sensual quality over such crap...I am extremely discerning, a connoisseur indeed.Astro Cat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 31, 2022 2:35 amNaw man. A lot of lesbian porn is made for men and it shows. Lesbian porn for women, by women, is the tits. Literally and figuratively lol
Actually, I just got a massive overdose of testosterone since returning from the cinema having watched Top Gun...that should last me at least another 15 years, hopefully my taste in porn remains unaffected.
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Perhaps another readings of this, accompanied by Twilight Zone Music, will give meaning to this loopty-loop on the word roller-coaster built by one who self-admittedly has no-respect for words.Dontaskme wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:10 amIt's just a shame that gift from god does not come with a receipt, which is proof enough the gift was never purchased in the first place.Harbal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:58 pmI've been on quite a few forums, and they all have a version of him. The phenomenon is so consistent that I am beginning to wonder if it is some kind of law of nature, besides a gift from the gods.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:47 pm Poor Walker. So desperate to be understood, but still can't help trying to be all 'clever and mysterious'
No one ever payed for your life, except you. You are an expense you do not have to pay for...except people seem to desire to pay the price of their own choosing when they do not have to...the joke is always on them.
Wait. I'm getting it. The meaning shouldn't be too mysterious. It's ... a good joke.
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Question: How do philosophy tourists disagree?
Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jocI_R8lMpM
high five
Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jocI_R8lMpM
high five
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I wish I had never seen this so I could see it for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywibBYucL5U
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And if that doesn't entice you, would a long string of invective for not watching the link, persuade you to watch it?
Maybe in some backwoods neighborhoods it would ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywibBYucL5U
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And if that doesn't entice you, would a long string of invective for not watching the link, persuade you to watch it?
Maybe in some backwoods neighborhoods it would ...
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