..lenses which had popped out onto the floor whilst staring at the woman's tits.
Got any good jokes?
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Here's a good joke: there are at least 60 visitors at this site at all times.
What I'm wondering is why the admin/owner would set the visitor number like that.
Discuss.
What I'm wondering is why the admin/owner would set the visitor number like that.
Discuss.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Didn't you know? The server is in a pub and everyone has to sign in (at night it's a strip club)promethean75 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:15 am Here's a good joke: there are at least 60 visitors at this site at all times.
What I'm wondering is why the admin/owner would set the visitor number like that.
Discuss.
ps It's also why dontaskme is always posting.
Re: Got any good jokes?
I overheard a conversation in the Launderette last night, that someone had a rare sighting of God dividing the light from the dark.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Margaret Atwood told a good one when describing her rise to fame as an author.
The Devil offers a person the chance to be know in her lifetime as a great author and to be loved even after her death.
All she has to do it sell the Devil her soul and the souls of her family.
"Yes of course", she agrees
"Your soul, your husband's", presses the Devil
"Yes, yes", she replies
"Even your children and parents?", Quizzes the Devil
"Yes, yes. Make it so"
After a pause...
"So what's the catch?", asks the Devil
The Devil offers a person the chance to be know in her lifetime as a great author and to be loved even after her death.
All she has to do it sell the Devil her soul and the souls of her family.
"Yes of course", she agrees
"Your soul, your husband's", presses the Devil
"Yes, yes", she replies
"Even your children and parents?", Quizzes the Devil
"Yes, yes. Make it so"
After a pause...
"So what's the catch?", asks the Devil
Re: Got any good jokes?
In the United States, a radical Leftist has been nominated to the SCOTUS. She is a woman. She is being questioned by Congress to determine her qualifications for the lifetime appointment. In the questioning, she was asked to define, “woman.”
- She said she can’t.
- That answer is enough qualification for The Party.
- If every Democrat votes for her, she will be confirmed.
- Based on past performance, this will happen.
- She will be a Top Judge. A Supreme Judge.
- No joke, man.
- She said she can’t.
- That answer is enough qualification for The Party.
- If every Democrat votes for her, she will be confirmed.
- Based on past performance, this will happen.
- She will be a Top Judge. A Supreme Judge.
- No joke, man.
Re: Got any good jokes?
As usual you are incoherent.Walker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:24 am In the United States, a radical Leftist has been nominated to the SCOTUS. She is a woman. She is being questioned by Congress to determine her qualifications for the lifetime appointment. In the questioning, she was asked to define, “woman.”
- She said she can’t.
- That answer is enough qualification for The Party.
- If every Democrat votes for her, she will be confirmed.
- Based on past performance, this will happen.
- She will be a Top Judge. A Supreme Judge.
- No joke, man.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Casual racism.Walker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 12:11 am "I know something I won't tell."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXZB9SkS44
America is great because they tickled the Indians?
Gee and I thought it was genocide.
Re: Got any good jokes?
".... and that's how america became great." Or are you deaf as well as stupid?