How would you chose to die?

[surreptitious57]

As painlessly as possible and with zero awareness of it either so probably in my sleep

[Advocate]

>If you sat with a dying creature for hours you're a sadistic p****. Only unless you didn't know it was dying, but healthy deer don't just lie around. Either way, you didn't help alleviate it's suffering, you fucking asshole.

I absolutely adore that "p****" is censored but "fucking asshole" is not. What are your priorities, exactly, Philosophy Now? Interesting twist that anal sex is acceptable but penii are verboten.

[commonsense]

As painlessly as possible and with zero awareness of it either so probably in my sleep

ditto.

[FlashDangerpants]

I don't know the middle part yet, but the headline begins "Naked man charges at..." and it ends with ".. armed with teaspoon and shouting about squirrels"

It's either something like that, or else a scandalous ritual erotic asphyxiation between the thighs of the high priestess of an exotic cult.




In either case, after the dismal deed, my dessicated corpse is to be set aflame and fired from the cliffs of Dover to leave a very large stain somewhere in France.

[henry quirk]

How would I choose to die?

Sitting on my stoop, sippin' coffee, smokin' a cigarette, watchin' atomic mushrooms sprout on the horizon.

'Oh, Mr. Quirk, that's just awful!'

Yeah...so what?

yeah, this still works...

[Advocate]

I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

[henry quirk]

I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

HA!

[Advocate]

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I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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HA!
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As Age would say, "Prove it."

[henry quirk]

I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

HA!

As Age would say, "Prove it."

prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what HA! was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?

[Advocate]

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HA!
[/quote]

As Age would say, "Prove it."
[/quote]

prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what [i]HA![/i] was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?
[/quote]

Just having a go, as the Brits would say, or taking the piss as the Ozzies would say, at Age.

[henry quirk]

As Age would say, "Prove it."

prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what HA! was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?

Just having a go, as the Brits would say, or taking the piss as the Ozzies would say, at Age.

well, okay then: poke (or piss) away