Quote of the day

[Walker]

Intellectual dishonesty is calling non-violent Christians hypocritical because they resist being slaughtered.

[attofishpi]

When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.

[Walker]

When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.

I couldn't find this thread the other day but didn't look too hard, figuring it might have been cut.

[Walker]

When you ration poison into small doses you can build up a tolerance and integrate within those limitations.

[Impenitent]

When you ration poison into small doses you can build up a tolerance and integrate within those limitations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9vq4oOKYF8

-Imp

[henry quirk]

Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles

[attofishpi]

Wise men never sit and wail their loss, but cheerily seek how to redress their harms.

[Impenitent]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish..." - Douglas Adams

-Imp

[attofishpi]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish..." - Douglas Adams

-Imp

haha, pesky bloody dolphins.

[Dubious]

Cesar inspired his men by stating "I came, I saw, I went"

When he was assinated he is reported to have said "Me too Brutus!"

[Walker]

Double check that third I.

[Dubious]

Double check that third I.

Nothing to double check. It's a direct quote by a college student in a history exam. It comes from a book called Non Campus Mentis and you wouldn't believe the stuff that's in there! There's also a kind of perverted meaning in the way "assinated" combines with "me too Brutus".

Here's another one...

Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a dualist religion. The three gods were Good, Bad and Indifferent. These beliefs later resurfaced among the Manatees.

...and speaking of religion....

Judyism had one big god called "Yahoo".

Re Plato...

Plato invented reality. He was teacher to Harris Tottle author of The Republicans. Lust was a must of the Epicureans. Others were the Vegetarians and the Synthetics, who said, "If you can't play with it, why bother?"

Re Socrates...

Socrates was accused of sophmorism and sentenced to die of hemroyds.

[henry quirk]

[Walker]

…

Those are amazing. Looks like a good collection. Real conceptual malapropisms. Kids say the darnest things, only they’re not kids.

A literal yodel, trademarked yokelly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFxkgsAwBr8

Little old lady who!

[attofishpi]

Everybody has a small flame upon a candle that can ignite the true fire of their love, all it takes is others empathy.

atto.