archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral

[henry quirk]

I'm thinkin' Crom, once He takes notice, is gonna take Welby to the woodshed for that lil proclamation.

Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.

Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.

Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.

Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).

Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.

The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.

[mickthinks]

You drunk, henry?

[henry quirk]

Just pokin' fun at Archbishops and dips who take what Archbishops say seriously.

[Greta]

I would hope so. Otherwise there's gunna be a mighty big penis or vag somewhere out there in cosmos. Our galaxy may, in fact, be a molecule in a fold under God's foreskin (being uncut, of course). Then again, it might not be, which is the preferable thought.

Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.

Someone's got to keep the little buggers under control.

[mickthinks]

Just pokin' fun at ... dips who take what Archbishops say seriously.

That's dips like you, apparently. Dude, you are drunk, aren't you?

[henry quirk]

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[Greta]

It is pretty funny that such an obvious statement would attract media attention. There's still a lot of believers in The Big Wang out there.

In Coffs Harbour, banana growing country, we have The Big Banana. In Goulburn we have The Big Merino to celebrate their wool industry. I used to love seeing those monuments as a young un. Then everyone started getting in on the act: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

So, if God is male, we should expect to find The Big Wang out there to celebrate that fact. Could this be it? https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/spac ... 453079725/

[gaffo]

I'm thinkin' Crom, once He takes notice, is gonna take Welby to the woodshed for that lil proclamation.

Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.

Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.

Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.

Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).

Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.

The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.

YHWH is male His wife is Ashurah.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

I would hope so. Otherwise there's gunna be a mighty big penis or vag somewhere out there in cosmos.
So, if God is male, we should expect to find The Big Wang out there to celebrate that fact.

I thought you said 'gender' has nothing to do with 'sex'.

[Walker]

It is pretty funny that such an obvious statement would attract media attention. There's still a lot of believers in The Big Wang out there.

Big Wang China prefers sons.