archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral
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archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral
I'm thinkin' Crom, once He takes notice, is gonna take Welby to the woodshed for that lil proclamation.
Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.
Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.
Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.
Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).
Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.
The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.
Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.
Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.
Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.
Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).
Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.
The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.
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Re: archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral
You drunk, henry?
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Me? Drunk? Nah, I'm stone-cold steve austin...er...I mean 'sober'
Just pokin' fun at Archbishops and dips who take what Archbishops say seriously.
Re: archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral
I would hope so. Otherwise there's gunna be a mighty big penis or vag somewhere out there in cosmos. Our galaxy may, in fact, be a molecule in a fold under God's foreskin (being uncut, of course). Then again, it might not be, which is the preferable thought.
Someone's got to keep the little buggers under control.henry quirk wrote: ↑Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:57 pmJehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.
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Re: Me? Drunk? Nah, I'm stone-cold steve austin...er...I mean 'sober'
Just pokin' fun at ... dips who take what Archbishops say seriously.
That's dips like you, apparently. Dude, you are drunk, aren't you?
That's dips like you, apparently. Dude, you are drunk, aren't you?
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It is pretty funny that such an obvious statement would attract media attention. There's still a lot of believers in The Big Wang out there.
In Coffs Harbour, banana growing country, we have The Big Banana. In Goulburn we have The Big Merino to celebrate their wool industry. I used to love seeing those monuments as a young un. Then everyone started getting in on the act: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things
So, if God is male, we should expect to find The Big Wang out there to celebrate that fact. Could this be it? https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/spac ... 453079725/
In Coffs Harbour, banana growing country, we have The Big Banana. In Goulburn we have The Big Merino to celebrate their wool industry. I used to love seeing those monuments as a young un. Then everyone started getting in on the act: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things
So, if God is male, we should expect to find The Big Wang out there to celebrate that fact. Could this be it? https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/spac ... 453079725/
Re: archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral
YHWH is male His wife is Ashurah.henry quirk wrote: ↑Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:57 pm I'm thinkin' Crom, once He takes notice, is gonna take Welby to the woodshed for that lil proclamation.
Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.
Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.
Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.
Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).
Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.
The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.
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