Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
- FlashDangerpants
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Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
Sandwiches are well known to be comprised of a filling between two slices of bread. But a hotdog is a filling between two ends of a bifurcated single bread. Is it morally permissable to cut that bun and hold the hotdog sideways like a sandwich?
Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
I'm offended.
Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
Put it on a table and ask someone to pass you the sandwich. You'll have your answer.
- Immanuel Can
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Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
Back your car over your hotdog.
Voila...instant sandwich!
Voila...instant sandwich!
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Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
Might not be ready to go to full sausage squashing at this juncture. What if we're only sandwich-curious?Immanuel Can wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:27 pm Back your car over your hotdog.
Voila...instant sandwich!
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Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
No.
But it may want to "identify" as one.
But it may want to "identify" as one.
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only the hotdog knows how how it should be eaten
the sez EAT ME!
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Schnauzers Singing Sauna Songs
even off key, not a sandwich
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Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
Yes, but only if it’s a frankfurter.
Re: Can a hotdog ever be a sandwich?
The distinction between bifurcation and slicing is an issue that has been neglected by philosophers since antiquity; to their shame and our loss. But I am disgusted by your suggestion that hotdogs could be held sideways "like a sandwich'. Have you no shame?FlashDangerpants wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:47 pm Sandwiches are well known to be comprised of a filling between two slices of bread. But a hotdog is a filling between two ends of a bifurcated single bread. Is it morally permissable to cut that bun and hold the hotdog sideways like a sandwich?