As defined by incredibly Completely Credible FSK [iCCFSK], this makes it automobile-morality-proper for this car to obey these rules for the same reason that it is human-morality-proper to obey the commands somehow inserted into DNA by evolution-proper which (unlike silly old naive folk-evolution) is a top down command driven process with an end goal, just like the programming of our robo-car.
It goes without saying that if Darwin had understood modern DNA technology, then he would have dropped all that accidental natural selection stuff and usertood his theory to be directed at uncovering how fate designed morality-proper using teleology-proper [in the same manner that Hume would now understand that moving from ought to is involves nothing but sensible copulation of similar types of proposition [as defined in Completely Credible FSK [CCFSK]]
- So that explains why the [properly-obedient] robo-car-proper agrees with its new owner when he asks it to take him to the street where all the crack whores hang out.
- And why the [properly-obedient] robo-car-proper opens the door so the prostitute can lick his owner's ball bag [as conditioned by the ball handling FSK]
- And why the [properly-obedient] robo-car-proper awaits further instruction while the owner strangles the prostitute.
- And why the [properly-obedient] robo-car-proper drives to the nearest lake when ordered so to do.
- And finally why the [properly-obedient] robo-car-proper follows a last instruction-proper to drive itself along with the corpse of the murdered prostitute-proper into the lake-proper [as conditioned and required by the Completely Credible Automobile-proper-morality-proper FSK [CCA-p-m-p-FSK]]
So had the car called the cops, that would have violated the moral facts of the matter [as defined by Completely Credible FSK [CCFSK]] which would make the car truly evil.