attofishpi wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:18 pm
I'd imagine you have had years of perfecting the best haircut to bring the nipples into range..
Yes, I have. I find a good old "short back and sides" is best for bringing the girl's boobs closest to your face for the maximum time.
Now and then I have been hit (in the nose or cheek or mouth (!)) by a nipple - the girls say "Oh, sorry, Sir". I say "That's OK, Debbie -(or whoever the girl happens to be) - don't worry about it". During some haircuts I have had a truly beautiful set of boobs held just inches away from my face and gently wobbling
( for 1-2 minute) as the girl I'm snips and combs my hair. The temptation to "grasp and suck" is very strong, so a good deal of self-control is necessary, as the policy of the shop is "Strictly no Touching" the girls during a haircut.
I think it's a brilliant business idea. I mean, the place is always very busy and customers pay and extra, of course, for the topless service (if a normal haircut cut at a male barber shop costs me $30, then the same haircut at the topless barbers' cost me $50 - $55).It expensive, I know, but hey you've only got one life and so you gotta have some fun now and then ( and really I only need a haircut about every 2 months). Also, I can't see any kind of serious moral objection to having a topless haircut. I mean, the girls couldn't care less about cutting your hair without a top on, if they did then they wouldn't do it; and for the men, it's great fun. The girls make extra money cutting men's hair topless, so if anyone is being exploited its the stupid men who can't resist the opportunity to see some nice tits up "close and personal" even if they have to pay for it through the nose.
So...If you wanted to make some good money, Snoopy Dog, you could open your own topless, barber shop ! There are always heaps of girls who don't have a problem with working topless. I think women generally have a different kind of perspective on it all to men, for them, being topless in a bar or a men's club or a barber shop, is really no big deal. Just like going topless at the beach is no big deal for lots of women. You could make yourself a lot of dollars AND get to hang out from 9-5 with lots of topless girls who have great boobs ! You could chat about philosophy over lunch-break with a topless, perfect "DD" girl you employ who graduated from college with an Arts degree majoring in Western philosophy
PS: In my city, you can book topless house-cleaners as well. The girls come in and vacuum, dust, mop the floors and tidy up your place till its "spic and span"! I haven't booked any topless cleaners yet, but I sure I will if my apartment gets messy enough.
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