Here are some haiku I did years ago which I found on a
bad haiku website where I posted them.
I like haiku because done well they can be exquisite but done for fun/silliness/diversion they can be very entertaining and still expressive. Even when crap!
Especially when crap.
Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human
going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind
(From my 'Paranoid' period)
real consequences,
real people's lives, real problems;
self-satisfying shit
why so sinister?
a real fly in the ointment,
your heart is black ice
(My 'Very Angry/Paranoid period')
It's hard to juggle
too many balls in the air
but worse when one pops
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Isolation tank
Floating like a senseless turd;
where do I sign up?
The constipated
composer couldnt finish
his final movement
Dull shoulder ache
muscular tension grips me
oh no - knot again!
post-modernist
entertainment is feeding
Christians lions
Some naked old man
Lingers in the changing room
but he never swims
Body fascism
must never be permitted!
Ok fatty - sure
Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car
A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts
(I said they went back some time)
fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit
the postman is gay
Homosexual package
(the male must get through) (??? Drunk??)
Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat
Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"
Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell
Hey Che Guevara,
Marxist guerrilla hero!
Now you sell T-shirts
Rain sounds like hot piss
as it splashes my window
please! no more! the pane!
Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?
Play the game of life?
Some say the dice are loaded;
my dice say 'Boggle'
Delicious flatus,
first fart of this bright new day;
hint of tomatoes
Like I said - it's a
bad haiku site but still fun to capture a moment in a 5-7-5 meter.
), but I thought it would be nice to have somewhere to dump poetry that isn't necessarily relevant to the philosophical discussion of the forum. That way, those who aren't interested can avoid this ghetto without worrying about stumbling upon it elsewhere, and poets have a place to put poetry without worrying about cluttering up everything else 
