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Best album ever made.

Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:27 pm

If someone doesn't appreciate this album then they are not a real genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyNKjAUd_HQ

If I die I want to be remembered by this album and to play it at my funeral.

I want to make this thread about modern music, the annoying hipster saxophones they put on TV, those annoying Nikki Minaj cell-phone commercials, and how modern music all sucks.

But for now, don't think about the "now". Don't think about modern music, don't think about Minaj. Think about this great album, and how good life used to be.

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Post by surreptitious57 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:46 pm



THE GREATEST ROCK ALBUMS OF ALL TIME


I IN ROCK / DEEP PURPLE

2 LED ZEP II / LED ZEPPELIN

3 STICKY FINGERS / ROLLING STONES

4 IN THE WEST / JIMI HENDRIX

5 HUNKY DORY / DAVID BOWIE

6 TRANSFORMER / LOU REED

7 HIGHWAY 6I REVISITED / BOB DYLAN

8 CRIME OF THE CENTURY / SUPERTRAMP

9 BLACK SABBATH / BLACK SABBATH

I0 RISING / RAINBOW


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Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:55 pm

surreptitious57 wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:46 pm


THE GREATEST ROCK ALBUMS OF ALL TIME


I IN ROCK / DEEP PURPLE

2 LED ZEP II / LED ZEPPELIN

3 STICKY FINGERS / ROLLING STONES

4 IN THE WEST / JIMI HENDRIX

5 HUNKY DORY / DAVID BOWIE

6 TRANSFORMER / LOU REED

7 HIGHWAY 6I REVISITED / BOB DYLAN

8 CRIME OF THE CENTURY / SUPERTRAMP

9 BLACK SABBATH / BLACK SABBATH

I0 RISING / RAINBOW

Incorrect. The best rock albums are this.

1. Genesis.
2. Genesis.
3. Genesis.
4. Genesis.
5. Genesis.
6. Genesis.
7. Beatles.
8. David Bowie.
9. Best of Videogame Music (rock style only).
10. Best of Classical Music (done with synths and rock).

Yes is gay.
Led Zeppelin is gay.
Rush is mediocre and directionless.
Pink Floyd is maniacally depressed.
ELP is just maniacal.
King Crimson is a bit too long and drawn out.
Iron "Maiden" doesn't have enough of a feminine side.
Elvis Costello is too reserved.
Elvis is too generic.
Bob Dylan has great songs, but can't sing.
Metallica is too metal.
Alice Cooper is too negative, and not prog-rock enough.
Marilyn Manson, same deal.
IN THIS MOMENT is pretty good, but a bit too screamo, can only be listened to when you're angry.
Evanescence is good, however a little too mellow and generic.
Ozzy Osbourne has great songs, but has no real talent.

(The best Yes album is actually a fan-made remix CD, so it doesn't count.)

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Post by A_Seagull » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:05 pm

Say what you like.... none of them come close to Beethoven's ninth for depth and splendour.

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Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:31 pm

A_Seagull wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:05 pm
Say what you like.... none of them come close to Beethoven's ninth for depth and splendour.
Never was a big fan of Beethoven. Seems too mainstream/contemporary and his music reminds me of shopping at the local grocery store or Kroger.

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Re: Best album ever made.

Post by A_Seagull » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:42 pm

GreatandWiseTrixie wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:31 pm
A_Seagull wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:05 pm
Say what you like.... none of them come close to Beethoven's ninth for depth and splendour.
Never was a big fan of Beethoven. Seems too mainstream/contemporary and his music reminds me of shopping at the local grocery store or Kroger.
:)

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Post by Impenitent » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:27 am

No Remorse - Motorhead

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Post by vegetariantaxidermy » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:33 am

Is anyone as boring as a rock music know-it-all bore?

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Re: Best album ever made.

Post by Arising_uk » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:46 am

Thank fuck Punk came along.

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Post by Arising_uk » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:48 am

GreatandWiseTrixie wrote:Never was a big fan of Beethoven. Seems too mainstream/contemporary and his music reminds me of shopping at the local grocery store or Kroger.
So not a white man with high sensibilities nor in touch with your feminine side then.

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Re: Best album ever made.

Post by Conde Lucanor » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:49 am

Genesis tied the shoelaces for Rainbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmMqfQZkxA

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Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:24 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:33 am
Is anyone as boring as a rock music know-it-all bore?
Why so rude? Remove the sand.

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Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:24 pm

Arising_uk wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:48 am
GreatandWiseTrixie wrote:Never was a big fan of Beethoven. Seems too mainstream/contemporary and his music reminds me of shopping at the local grocery store or Kroger.
So not a white man with high sensibilities nor in touch with your feminine side then.
Beethoven is very masculine bro. I prefer Vivaldi, more fem.

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Re: Best album ever made.

Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:25 pm

Arising_uk wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:46 am
Thank fuck Punk came along.
Punk is seriously the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ__ENnLqgM
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Re: Best album ever made.

Post by GreatandWiseTrixie » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:26 pm

Conde Lucanor wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:49 am
Genesis tied the shoelaces for Rainbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmMqfQZkxA
Generic dollar store 80's music playlist on the CVS radio. Although better than most of what you hear on the radio.

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