How would you chose to die?

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Re: How would you chose to die?

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As painlessly as possible and with zero awareness of it either so probably in my sleep
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>If you sat with a dying creature for hours you're a sadistic p****. Only unless you didn't know it was dying, but healthy deer don't just lie around. Either way, you didn't help alleviate it's suffering, you fucking asshole.

I absolutely adore that "p****" is censored but "fucking asshole" is not. What are your priorities, exactly, Philosophy Now? Interesting twist that anal sex is acceptable but penii are verboten.
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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surreptitious57 wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:20 pm
As painlessly as possible and with zero awareness of it either so probably in my sleep
ditto.
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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I don't know the middle part yet, but the headline begins "Naked man charges at..." and it ends with ".. armed with teaspoon and shouting about squirrels"

It's either something like that, or else a scandalous ritual erotic asphyxiation between the thighs of the high priestess of an exotic cult.




In either case, after the dismal deed, my dessicated corpse is to be set aflame and fired from the cliffs of Dover to leave a very large stain somewhere in France.
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henry quirk wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:46 pm How would I choose to die?

Sitting on my stoop, sippin' coffee, smokin' a cigarette, watchin' atomic mushrooms sprout on the horizon.

'Oh, Mr. Quirk, that's just awful!'

Yeah...so what?
yeah, this still works... 🤯
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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Advocate wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:38 am I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
HA!
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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[quote="henry quirk" post_id=471523 time=1600259005 user_id=472]
[quote=Advocate post_id=471466 time=1600223925 user_id=15238]
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
[/quote]

HA!
[/quote]

As Age would say, "Prove it."
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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Advocate wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:32 pm
henry quirk wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:23 pm
Advocate wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:38 am I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
HA!
As Age would say, "Prove it."
prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what HA! was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?
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[quote="henry quirk" post_id=471539 time=1600267152 user_id=472]
[quote=Advocate post_id=471537 time=1600266729 user_id=15238]
[quote="henry quirk" post_id=471523 time=1600259005 user_id=472]


HA!
[/quote]

As Age would say, "Prove it."
[/quote]

prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what [i]HA![/i] was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?
[/quote]

Just having a go, as the Brits would say, or taking the piss as the Ozzies would say, at Age.
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Re: How would you chose to die?

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Advocate wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:38 pm
henry quirk wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:39 pm
Advocate wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:32 pm As Age would say, "Prove it."
prove what?

that yiur post was funny to me?

that's what HA! was for

or, are you talkin' about sumthin' else?
Just having a go, as the Brits would say, or taking the piss as the Ozzies would say, at Age.
well, okay then: poke (or piss) away
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