Jeffrey Epstein had nothing on Elvis

[vegetariantaxidermy]

I didn't realise how sleazy and icky Elvis was. What is with the double standards of today's puritanical morality gatekeepers?

[promethean75]

The two are incommensurable. Elvis wuz a disgusting slouch who didn't write anything he was barely able to play and who wuz found to be literally full of shit when he died, while daddy Jeffrey wuz a drip king. I fucks with Epstein but only cuz Ted the Bundbarian is friends with em.

https://youtu.be/Hnfi4C_-bRQ

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Whatever any of that means