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What a couple of pathetic, horny dipshits.
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:33 pm We'll send this one out to A. Cat becuz it would be appropriate... but it'll always be phoneutria's song.

https://youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0
Hey, all the best.

Sure, I failed miserably in my attempt to woo Maia, but the distances between us were simply beyond bridging. Maybe even beyond measuring.
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"What a couple of pathetic, horny dipshits"

i am a pathetic dipshit but not because I'm horny, nor am i horny becuz I'm a pathetic dipshit. see even if i had three wives I'd still make sexually implicit jokes around and toward intellectual hotties like AC and P at forums becuz that's just what u do man. horniness is a quality that exists independent of the pathetic dipshit aspect of my character then becuz it is present in any case.
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:03 pm "What a couple of pathetic, horny dipshits"

i am a pathetic dipshit but not because I'm horny, nor am i horny becuz I'm a pathetic dipshit. see even if i had three wives I'd still make sexually implicit jokes around and toward intellectual hotties like AC and P at forums becuz that's just what u do man. horniness is a quality that exists independent of the pathetic dipshit aspect of my character then becuz it is present in any case.
You clearly don't belong on a philosophy site. Perhaps there's a site for 'pathetic horny dipshits who like pulling out their willy in public'.
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"but the distances between us were simply beyond bridging."

that's whatchu get for fuckin with women online man. the best ones are always a thousand miles away and u can't get to em so you're like fuck it and stop talkin to em.

once upon a time years ago i wanted to travel this distance but couldn't afford it.... while today i can afford it but am being blackmailed into having to stay in the U.S. by an elderly parent who needs me around as a pseudo-caretaker if ever needed and holds the house deed over my head as a bargaining chip.

i couldn't leave for six months or a year if i wanted becuz of this ball and chain around my leg. on the other hand, if i paid a nurse to take care of her, I'd be too broke to travel. and her wealthy-ass sisters won't pitch in to pay for anything cuz they all have unresolved sibling rivalries from their childhood.

none of this nonsense would be happening if I'd just meet a nice local gurl, biggs. But all the gurls around here in my workable age range are dumb man.
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ps: Academic' is not the same thing as 'intellectual'.

FFS. Try 'craig's list' or something. Isn't that what all yanks do these days?
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"Go back to exposing yourself to 'minors'."

Okay technically yeah 14 is a 'legal minor', but the charge consisted of three 14 year old hotties who not only watched me a'whackin it, but damn near started to take selfies they were enjoying it so much.

Bro I hain't even told you what happened and u got me up in this muhfucka like Pedro Lopez.

Really these were rather mature 14 year olds and if their old man wuz willing to sell em I'd buy at least two of the three. It was in fact the ugly one of the three that snitched on me.
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:31 pm "Go back to exposing yourself to 'minors'."

Okay technically yeah 14 is a 'legal minor', but the charge consisted of three 14 year old hotties who not only watched me a'whackin it, but damn near started to take selfies they were enjoying it so much.

Bro I hain't even told you what happened and u got me up in this muhfucka like Pedro Lopez.

Really these were rather mature 14 year olds and if their old man wuz willing to sell em I'd buy at least two of the three. It was in fact the ugly one of the three that snitched on me.
Wow. I removed that part but you were 'quoting' it at the same time :lol: What kind of grown man calls a 14 year old a 'hottie' anyway? Unless you were 14 at the time? (and that would be a pretty weird 14 year old who would do something like pulling his willy out in public). Trust me. !4 year old girls are NOT interested in middle aged men. Grow the fuck up.
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"Try 'craig's list' or something."

well my situation is uniquely challenging in two ways. i cannot for the life of me find a renter who will rent to me, and I'm certainly not bringing a woman anywhere around the insufferable cretin that lives here. further I'd have to explain the situation, which leads to challenge number two. explain how and why am i a sex defender.... and good luck with that.

now, if i managed to get my own place, I'd have greater psychological incentive and ambition to get out there and find some hos to fuck with regularly. but let's be serious, the only relationship I'm able to have with a female would be when she's a paid escort. and that's often much simpler to do than getting a place just to have somewhere to bring some hos back to, know what i mean? Having a steady sugar baby and getting a room when you see her is the most plausible option.

what i need is a sex defender dating site where i can find a nice female sex defender to date and maybe we could sex defend together you never know.  
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:47 pm "Try 'craig's list' or something."

well my situation is uniquely challenging in two ways. i cannot for the life of me find a renter who will rent to me, and I'm certainly not bringing a woman anywhere around the insufferable cretin that lives here. further I'd have to explain the situation, which leads to challenge number two. explain how and why am i a sex defender.... and good luck with that.

now, if i managed to get my own place, I'd have greater psychological incentive and ambition to get out there and find some hos to fuck with regularly. but let's be serious, the only relationship I'm able to have with a female would be when she's a paid escort. and that's often much simpler to do than getting a place just to have somewhere to bring some hos back to, know what i mean? Having a steady sugar baby and getting a room when you see her is the most plausible option.

what i need is a sex defender dating site where i can find a nice female sex defender to date and maybe we could sex defend together you never know.  
Oh my. Poor you. My heart bleeds. I'm sure there are a lot of desperate women out there, unfortunately, but there are also a lot of women who actually want to protect their daughters from predators.
Why do you call it sex 'defender'?
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"What kind of grown man calls a 14 year old a 'hottie' anyway"

They all do, veg. they all do.

And listen this was in 07 so I wuz 32. Today I'm a much older dad bod version of my former sexy self so I'm less encouraged to participate in such wanton libertinism anymore unless all parties are consenting adults. And further this was a freak event. A perfectly timed fated event. When those hotties craned their necks up to see (i wuz in my truck) and watched as if they were seeing a NASA rocket ship launch at cape Canaveral in wide eyed amazement... well what wuz I supposed to do, stop? The fuck outta here.

Godammit those girls weren't harmed godammit!

Okay. Mom. Dad. I'm sorry. Here u can punch me on top of the prison time and nightmare I've lived as a lifetime sex defender. G'head get it all out. Lemme have it... but I know you're a perv u god-damned liar! I seen u at chic filet with your whole family... watching that thirteen year old at the drink machine behind your glasses. U thought nobody saw u you prevert? Well I did. What r u, fifty three? That gurls young enough to almost be your daughter's daughter so don't talk about daughters.
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:05 pm "What kind of grown man calls a 14 year old a 'hottie' anyway"

They all do, veg. they all do.

And listen this was in 07 so I wuz 32. Today I'm a much older dad bod version of my former sexy self so I'm less encouraged to participate in such wanton libertinism anymore unless all parties are consenting adults. And further this was a freak event. A perfectly timed fated event. When those hotties craned their necks up to see (i wuz in my truck) and watched as if they were seeing a NASA rocket ship launch at cape Canaveral in wide eyed amazement... well what wuz I supposed to do, stop? The fuck outta here.

Godammit those girls weren't harmed godammit!

Okay. Mom. Dad. I'm sorry. Here u can punch me on top of the prison time and nightmare I've lived as a lifetime sex defender. G'head get it all out. Lemme have it... but I know you're a perv u god-damned liar! I seen u at chic filet with your whole family... watching that thirteen year old at the drink machine behind your glasses. U thought nobody saw u you prevert? Well I did. What r u, fifty three? That gurls young enough to almost be your daughter's daughter so don't talk about daughters.
Who are you talking to exactly? I remember perfectly clearly actually BEING a fourteen year old girl, and yes, I think I can understand them a lot better than you do. You aren't interested in them anyway--only yourself (or more specifically your willy). Reminds me of that misnomer 'paedophile', which literally translates as 'someone who loves children'. They don't love children. Children are only objects to them. Objects to be used to satisfy their own repulsive sexual urges. Justify it all you like. No normal person is going to buy it.
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"but there are also a lot of women who actually want to protect their daughters from predators."

well they throw the word 'predator' around on the TV but no state that i know of classifies me as a predator. they do, however, use the classification 'violent' for sex offenses that involve no physical contact... of which there are very few. there's also a multi-purpose, do-it-all charge that covers any and all of those violent sex crimes that involve no physical contact. the dreaded 'indecent liberties with a minor'... and you can damn near call anything you want an 'indecent liberty' so it's a real winner for prosecutors. one guy got the charge after saying something sexually explicit to a minor he thought was eighteen on a phone thousands of miles away. he's classified as a sexually violent offender.

hey but now that u mention it, i actually experienced the opposite of what u claim when i lived in Muncie Indiana for a year back around 96. i rented a room at a friend's mom's house who had a 14 year old neice always over that she usta openly tryta provoke into flirting with me and other weird stuff. i wuz 21. but even the mom was kinky and openly flirted with me. it wuz a jerry springer event waiting to happen becuz i coulda played it so i ended up either hooking up with homegirl or the mom or both. the only problem was the husband (my friend's step dad) who lived there too and wuz a high school teacher so wuz home the entire summer. but really this coulda become some weird stuff. i never did anything with either of em tho.
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promethean75 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:59 pm "but there are also a lot of women who actually want to protect their daughters from predators."

well they throw the word 'predator' around on the TV but no state that i know of classifies me as a predator. they do, however, use the classification 'violent' for sex offenses that involve no physical contact... of which there are very few. there's also a multi-purpose, do-it-all charge that covers any and all of those violent sex crimes that involve no physical contact. the dreaded 'indecent liberties with a minor'... and you can damn near call anything you want an 'indecent liberty' so it's a real winner for prosecutors. one guy got the charge after saying something sexually explicit to a minor he thought was eighteen on a phone thousands of miles away. he's classified as a sexually violent offender.

hey but now that u mention it, i actually experienced the opposite of what u claim when i lived in Muncie Indiana for a year back around 96. i rented a room at a friend's mom's house who had a 14 year old neice always over that she usta openly tryta provoke into flirting with me and other weird stuff. i wuz 21. but even the mom was kinky and openly flirted with me. it wuz a jerry springer event waiting to happen becuz i coulda played it so i ended up either hooking up with homegirl or the mom or both. the only problem was the husband (my friend's step dad) who lived there too and wuz a high school teacher so wuz home the entire summer. but really this coulda become some weird stuff. i never did anything with either of em tho.
Ok. An 'unsavoury sleazebag' then. I'm sure you will find plenty of unsavoury female sleazebags in your neck of the woods too.
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"Reminds me of that misnomer 'paedophile', which literally translates as 'someone who loves children'. They don't love children. Children are only objects to them. Objects to be used to satisfy their own repulsive sexual urges. Justify it all you like. No normal person is going to buy it."

I dunno about all that. hell wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends are 'objects' then if what constitutes an object is some fixation or fetishization of it by an obsessor. u could say the thing desired by a lover of anything is an 'object' that is 'used'.

what u mean is the power balance is all outta whack when an adult and a minor - and i don't necessarily count post-pubescent hotties here - are paired sexually.... and i agree. the consent of a child is not the equivalent of a full understanding of sexuality and a competent decision to engage in it with a person twice your age. this would be an exploitative relationship that went beyond merely using the sexual partner as an object, whether it be a wife or girlfriend or whatever is loved.

other than this awkwardness and the incongruent relationship of power between a mentally immature young person and a fully grown adult, there's nothing deeply disturbing about it, really. i mean draw the line somewhere obviously and set the ages about like they already are. keep adult sex with adolescents younger than a certain age illegal, but don't ostracize ephebophilia like pedophilia and don't count it as a sexual abnormality like attraction to pre-pubescent children.

but exhibiting an erogenous response and arousal at the sight of a fully developed fifteen year old badonka donk is decidedly natural and none of your pop psychological cancel culture can stop it, veg.

and I'm no different than (or from?) Pablo Escobar or Lewis Carroll in my love of beautiful young women. life would be worthless to anything that lived if it wasn't able to recognize the beauty of a young woman. if u were a dude u'd understand but you're not so you're like wots the big deal we're just women, etc.
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