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attofishpi wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:23 pm
Dontaskme wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:18 pm
attofishpi wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 9:55 am..well. 'They' should at least disconnect your internet if that's what you are into.
Your posts are very cryptic, but Im reading we should disconnect from the internet if we do not like what we are watching.

I agree, we should disconnect for the innerNET if we do not like playing the game we are both acting and watching at the same time. Anyone who is intelligent can do that, it's called birth control.
It doesn't work..I tried putting a wireless modem up my bottom because I wanted to have a child, trust me, your instructions from last time didn't work.
NO CHILD WAS EVER BORN.

If you claim to know that children are born then that is up to the knower to unknow it's knowing...if it can know, then it can always stop knowing...it's all very simple really. Every problem has it's own inbuilt solution.

The birth of knowledge is simultaneously the death of knowledge. Just so you know.
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A nice think* in the morning lightens the load and brightens the day.

* Rhymes with sink.
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Walker wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 1:59 pm A nice think* in the morning lightens the load and brightens the day.

* Rhymes with sink.
Also rhymes with stink.

Same shit, different day.
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Impenitent wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:32 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSAk-9gVoM

Josh Blue

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Actually not a bad example. Joan Rivers would have a field day with this guy. He's actually not that funny, so why are they all pretending to laugh?
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Dontaskme wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:05 pm
Also rhymes with stink.

Same shit, different day.
Ah, someone noticed. Also rhymes with drink but if Schlitz is involved include a bathtub because the different day will likely include at least one tub side-splashing that rhymes with sink, which could cause side-splitting laughter, à la the infamous Jeff Daniels sit-down comedy.
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 7:33 pm
Impenitent wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:32 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSAk-9gVoM

Josh Blue

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Actually not a bad example. Joan Rivers would have a field day with this guy. He's actually not that funny, so why are they all pretending to laugh?
Joan Rivers is dead. So is Andy Kaufman. However, if Josh was Andy, he would only be pretending to have CP, and he would reveal the truth at the end of the stand-up routine that made everyone laugh, for the reaction.
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Standup can only exist when NOTHING is off limits, which means it can be very cruel at times.
Politically Correct comedy just doesn't work. It's a bit like 'kristian' heavy metal--a 'never the twain' situation.

Standups are conduits for society's frustrations. They get to say all the things the rest of us aren't 'allowed' to. No wonder they are such basket cases in reality.
Joan Rivers' comedy was based for much of the time on being outright cruel and nasty--picking on a very young Chelsea Clinton for her supposed lack of good looks is one example--but you can't have it both ways. Fortunately most comedians don't stoop that low. Who's going to decide what is 'too far' and what isn't? Moronic internet mobs? Those self-serving celebrity idiots pretending to laugh at someone just because he has a shonky arm?
Standup is an 'all or nothing' business. It doesn't exist otherwise.
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Walker wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 7:38 pm
Ah, someone noticed. Also rhymes with drink but if Schlitz is involved include a bathtub because the different day will likely include at least one tub side-splashing that rhymes with sink, which could cause side-splitting laughter, à la the infamous Jeff Daniels sit-down comedy.
Same dribble babble nonsense. Just worded differently.

I'm sorry, no offence, but whenever you say something Walker, all I hear in your words is blah blah blah blah.
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 8:41 pm Standup can only exist when NOTHING is off limits, which means it can be very cruel at times.
Politically Correct comedy just doesn't work. It's a bit like 'kristian' heavy metal--a 'never the twain' situation.
Your correct.

All the genuine classic side-splitting comics who tell it like it actually is, have either been censored or made redundant, or banned from the stage all together. Dark times ahead.

The defintion of a classic genuine real talented comic is one who can literally make urine pour out of my body from laughing so hard...those comics you do not see today because they have been cancelled by society.
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Kaufman took standup to no-boundary performance art, and took that to always being "on."


Kaufman was ahead of his time with dissolving sexual boundaries in sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk
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Walker wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:22 am Kaufman took standup to no-boundary performance art, and took that to always being "on."


Kaufman was ahead of his time with dissolving sexual boundaries in sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk
I never found him funny, just slightly disturbing. Where was the real person? Perhaps when you 'pretend' enough you lose the 'real' you. You effectively cease to exist. Hmmm. That explains a lot. The mind is a very fragile thing.
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Walker wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:00 am The "real" Andy Kaufman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9fduqQ4POw
But is it..?
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:39 am Where was the real person?
No thing is real..

Life is just happening spontaneously without any thing controlling it. The reason why real comics were removed from society is because the stink of urine within the venue would have been seen as politically incorrect. . and yet farmers do not bat an eye lid at their caged animals when mucking out pens.
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