When a cat meows it means lick my arse.
Fantasy Island
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Re: Fantasy Island
Shows how much this idiot knows. When a dog barks it means ''my owner is a kunty, selfish control freak with no empathy or self awareness''.
When a cat meows it means lick my arse.
Why is it that so many dog owners feel superior to those who have cats? Someone mentioned this to me the other day. Their theory was that because it's usually males who do this, it's because they like/need the feeling of power and control that dogs give them so they've come up with this nonsensical idea that dogs are somehow more 'masculine' and cats more 'feminine'. It's pathetic the lengths humans will go to in order to feel superior to others-- in even the most petty and ridiculous ways.
And pssst, dog owners, your dogs stink, and no, the rest of the world is not necessarily going to love your dog
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Re: Fantasy Island
No.Dontaskme wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 6:36 amSounds pretty bleak, does that mean you hate being with yourself?Gary Childress wrote: ↑Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:20 pmSomeone I hate really badly because I wouldn't wish me on anyone forever.
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Er, hang on woman.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:46 pm Why is it that so many dog owners feel superior to those who have cats? Someone mentioned this to me the other day. Their theory was that because it's usually males who do this, it's because they like/need the feeling of power and control that dogs give them so they've come up with this nonsensical idea that dogs are somehow more 'masculine' and cats more 'feminine'. It's pathetic the lengths humans will go to in order to feel superior to others-- in even the most petty and ridiculous ways.
And pssst, dog owners, your dogs stink, and no, the rest of the world is not necessarily going to love your dog
Are you trying to tell me, my dog Donnie is not THE most adorable loveable entity in the universe (after me of course).
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Yes he looks adorable (but he might stink and have annoying habits), but everyone is not necessarily going to think that.attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:45 amEr, hang on woman.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:46 pm Why is it that so many dog owners feel superior to those who have cats? Someone mentioned this to me the other day. Their theory was that because it's usually males who do this, it's because they like/need the feeling of power and control that dogs give them so they've come up with this nonsensical idea that dogs are somehow more 'masculine' and cats more 'feminine'. It's pathetic the lengths humans will go to in order to feel superior to others-- in even the most petty and ridiculous ways.
And pssst, dog owners, your dogs stink, and no, the rest of the world is not necessarily going to love your dog
Are you trying to tell me, my dog Donnie is not THE most adorable loveable entity in the universe (after me of course).
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Cats suck. The only reason a cat should exist is outside killing vermin.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:49 amYes he looks adorable (but he might stink and have annoying habits), but everyone is not necessarily going to think that.attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:45 amEr, hang on woman.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:46 pm Why is it that so many dog owners feel superior to those who have cats? Someone mentioned this to me the other day. Their theory was that because it's usually males who do this, it's because they like/need the feeling of power and control that dogs give them so they've come up with this nonsensical idea that dogs are somehow more 'masculine' and cats more 'feminine'. It's pathetic the lengths humans will go to in order to feel superior to others-- in even the most petty and ridiculous ways.
And pssst, dog owners, your dogs stink, and no, the rest of the world is not necessarily going to love your dog
Are you trying to tell me, my dog Donnie is not THE most adorable loveable entity in the universe (after me of course).
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Re: Fantasy Island
And dogs are manipulative parasites that stink and can't keep still and really know how to appeal to the human ego. They are geniusesattofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:23 amCats suck. The only reason a cat should exist is outside killing vermin.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:49 amYes he looks adorable (but he might stink and have annoying habits), but everyone is not necessarily going to think that.attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:45 am
Er, hang on woman.
Are you trying to tell me, my dog Donnie is not THE most adorable loveable entity in the universe (after me of course).
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Re: Fantasy Island
..well, you're just a poopy head.
Re: Fantasy Island
I already live with that person.
Can I take our dog too?
Re: Fantasy Island
In fantasy land, you can invite absolutely any thing you can possibly conceive of to live with you.
Humans have been fantasizing about other things for as long as they've existed. One of their favorite fantasies is God.
Re: Fantasy Island
Cats and Dogs have negative.
Cats have all the negatives that dogs have.
There are, however positives, and dogs have those in buckets, but cats have none.
Cats have all the negatives that dogs have.
There are, however positives, and dogs have those in buckets, but cats have none.
Re: Fantasy Island
Well anything is possible in this conception.
But trying to give birth to your self, is the impossible, contrary to popular belief, you simply wasn't there at your conception.