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Jori
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Funny definitions

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abdicate - to give up all hope of having a flat stomach
bacteria - back door of a cafeteria
biology - the scientific study of the number 2
congress - the opposite of progress
multitasking - screwing up several things at once
philosophy - a collection of contradictory ideas
secret - something you tell to one person at a time
thesaurus - a dinosaur that studies words
teacher - a person who asks questions which he or she already knows the answers to
transcendental - above the teeth
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Jori wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:43 am secret - something you tell to one person at a time
:lol:

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Secretion:
Autonomic odorous shame sharing.
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Co-conspirator:

A redundancy acceptable only through repetition, a redundancy caused by a conspiracy of acquiescence, likely unmindful.
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Insult:

When an outsult penetrates perspective.
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