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There once was a forum of Philosophy
That played host to a rhyming psalmody
The posts were all wrong
As their limerics were too long.
A little learning would result in a remedy
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attofishpi wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 1:32 am There was a fat man called Trump
that intelligent people saw as a Chump
when he took office
he made friends with Boris
and sent flowers to him
via a florist.
There was a fat man called Trump
that smart people saw as a Chump
The day he took office
He sent flowers to Boris
In his throat he had quite a Lump
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Waddling sleek ducks big and small
Saw captain’s wife stumble, then fall
She had spied a big do
Dropped by her neighbor Magoo
Her ears heard them quack, build a wall!
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Dog says, instant karma …

Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog’s tail
https://nypost.com/2020/12/03/biden-say ... dogs-tail/

So that’s how it is in that family …

Anybody believe it?
Anybody believe anything he says?

Biden in the shower in your brain?
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Said a curious young sponge in the sea
Finding a drop requires one to believe
With eye stalks bending on head
Mr. Crabs sighed and said
Drops are all you can see.
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The infamous dog, immortalized in limerick.

Image

After a long presidential campaign, hard fought from the basement couch, resulting in a record number of votes by far for the highly popular and charismatic victor, nothing says healing and unity like a tasty chew toy.*

:lol:


Uhhh, me think that be irony?
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Fang Fang is quite a sight
So lithe, so pretty, so light
She said, Eric you’re the best
You’re bester than all the rest
I promise to never bite.
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There was a puppy who moved slowly along
on a path that might have been all wrong.
When he ran out of look
and could see he was stuck
he sat down and moved on in a song.
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The devious matrixer from Create
Placed two dragons at the gate
One belched poison from the past
The other always did as asked
He made fighting the first, too late.

The Wishing Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4qFvOiqy84
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Their first step together led to their last
When their shared path became their past
Where one settled in surety to seek no more
The other saw yet another closed door
Saw a scientific lock, and a key called Vast
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Warehouses bulging with PPE
Masks at open borders are free
When each is faceless as the rest
The new equalizer of the West
Is you as masked as me
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There was a circumstance that arranged just for me
a whole day full of pancakes and tea.
At the end of the day
as I lay in dismay
the weak pancreas chared a fairly high fee.
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He found a limerick, then thought why
It said the truth but made folks cry
The truth was small
The cry said it all
So instead he ate Christmas pie
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There was a woodpeck who enjoyed a good pick
while conceiving an entirely new trick.
When a magpie came to check
all the latest on the deck
she experienced out of nowhere a weird flick.
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An opportunistic little girl who could pander
Wore a smiley mask of fake candor
When recalling Kwanzaas past
Grammy and Gramps were aghast
At the chutzpah of her meander
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