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[Luxin]

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[attofishpi]

[ Goddess Sarasvati ]

Hello Angel Mr. attofishpi,

Angel Luxin asked me to talk to you, Sir.

Luxin just said to me, "Goddess Sarasvati, Angel attofishpi is one of
so many interesting Angels it would be nice to know better. Could you
please just say hello to him for me? I know he's a good person;
all Angels are -- every one is beautiful."

Anyway, Sir, I've been watching you two, and I noticed that you seem
to be too shy to tell Luxin you love him directly to his person. You've
just been showing other people that you have affection for him.

Dear, do you realize that you're bound to Luxin now for the rest of your
life? That's what happens when people respond to others like you
respond to Luxin.

Anyway, Angel Mr. attofishpi, I've said hello to you as my slave Luxin
requested. I know you love Luxin; but I know him, and there's no chance
he'll ever love you. Not for your person, anyway. But he loves you for the
beautiful Spirit inside you, and because I taught him well, Angel Luxin
loves everyone like that -- for the beautiful, pure and eternal Spirit of
God inside everyone.

I must go now.

Brahma loves you, Sir!

A single atom of the love of God in a heart is worth
more than a hundred thousand paradises. (Bayazid al-Bistami)

Dear Goddess Sarasvati,

Once you have cleared that nasty case of Chlamydia up, you know where I live and I am ready for a shag.

Atto.

PS. Don't bring that cretin Luxin.

[Luxin]

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[attofishpi]

Angel Atto,

That's funny, thanks....

I haven't emailed it to her yet, still tweaking it:-


Dear Goddess Sarasvati,

Once you have cleared that nasty case of Chlamydia up, you know where I live and I am ready for a shag.

Atto.

PS. Don't bring that cretin Luxin.
PPS. Don't get all up in arms about that, you remember what happened last time when I thought you put a finger up my bottom with a spare arm...but it was Luxin.

[Luxin]

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[vegetariantaxidermy]

You guys should stick to satire because you are pretty good at it

[attofishpi]

You guys should stick to satire because you are pretty good at it

Ah, what the heck.


Dear Goddess Sarasvati,

Thank you for the invite to India for a followup game of cricket. Unfortunately, as I pointed out last time we played, I think it's unfair that you were the wicket keeper, for obvious reasons.
Also, no I don't want a wager for who can do the most pushups and nor do I want another boxing match with you. I still haven't had my nose straightened out after you jabbed me several times with the top-left and finished me off with a bottom-right hook.

I don't like your foreplay of tickling, and I know it is not a sport, but shagging really is the only thing I enjoy participating in with you.

Atto.

PS. I know you are not that keen on Indian food, so I'll cook you a roast dinner with Yorkshire puds IF you punch some sense into Luxin...he thinks you are inside of him at the moment, so you might have to punch your way out first and then finish the job off with a cricket bat.
PPS. It must be quite lonely in there...or, is it really noisy with all the voices?

[Luxin]

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