Know Your Fingers

[Nick_A]

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. It is important that you know your fingers and what they represent. If you point your first finger straight out as if pointing a gun, you will be arrested. The experts will not tolerate finger abuse. However if you point your middle finger straight up in the FU gesture threatening rape it it is still OK. Does this mean that being shot is still considered worse than being raped by the experts? who is to say. There probably is a government committee being formed now at voter's expense to discuss the issue. This committee will use government approved pointers instead of fingers to indicate whose turn it is to speak.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/c ... 91762.html

A 12-year-old Overland Park girl formed a gun with her fingers, pointed at four of her Westridge Middle School classmates one at a time, and then turned the pretend weapon toward herself.

Police hauled her out of school in handcuffs, arrested her and charged the child with a felony for threatening.

[Walker]

Never, ever point a loaded finger unless you mean to use it.

[Impenitent]

5.56 mm booger flickers

-Imp

[Nick_A]

You can't find a feminist when you need one. If a twelve year old commits a felony by pointing their first finger, a student threatens a girl by raising their middle finger suggesting rape by FU should have it cut off as an expression of social justice. Women need to be protected from attacking fingers..

[commonsense]

If the finger gun was on her right hand, can she beat the charges if she can prove she’s left-handed?

[Nick_A]

If the finger gun was on her right hand, can she beat the charges if she can prove she’s left-handed?

It depends. If she carries the holster for her finger gun on her right hip it will be difficult for her educated superiors on the jury to believe she is left handed

[SpheresOfBalance]

What do you expect? Trump as president, has allowed all the crazies that were hiding in the shadows sucking their thumbs to step into the light and display their true wackiness.

Though to be fair that gesture has been used to threaten people with gun violence.

Of course I'd like to think that a 12 year old meant no such thing.

[Nick_A]

News update

We've learned how a twelve year old has been arrested for usinbg her finger in threatening gesture. Now we've learned that Nancy Pelosi has done the same thing She pointed her finger at the president. Her arrest will come soon. Even now lawyers are probably planning her surrender. If a twelve year old is charged with a felony for finger pointing, How serious will the charges be against Pelosi for threatening the president during an unhinged meltdown? She will probably get ten years to make it fair.

https://www.newser.com/story/281846/tru ... oints.html

Nancy Pelosi is turning a President Trump taunt into a bragging point. Trump tweeted a photo of Pelosi standing during an Oval Office meeting and pointing a finger toward Trump. "Nervous Nancy's unhinged meltdown!" he wrote in the caption.............

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Bloody sick country. Arresting children. When did y'all get so depraved and diseased?

ps Going by the title I thought you had written a thread about masturbation.

[Ansiktsburk]

In year 2045 there will be small superpower lasers available that you attach to the finger nail of each index finger. You will have the possibility to shoot people with your index finger.