What were the funniest moments in you life?

[attofishpi]

One of mine was still back in primary school, I was about 7, at an evening school fete. This teacher that reminded me of Miss Piggy from the Muppets, she had huge tits and was calling out the numbers of the fete lottery tickets. The school assembly was crowded and I was in a forest of adults and older kids when my number came up after she called out 'And this one is the booby prize'.
As I shuffled through the crowd I was considering 'booby prize?' what the ??? will I see her with her boobs out when I get there?
No. I got what she said was a bottle of shampoo - it was that cheap that someone had poured it (what would have been a bulk buy) into a miscellaneous unmarked plastic bottle. I think I put it in the bin, along with my disappointment with term 'booby prize'.

Good ol' England - the Land of Milk and Honey (a bee hive stuck to the side of a cows udder)

[Dalek Prime]

For God, it was my birth, and next fifty-odd years and counting. Clearly, he's not done with the joke. :/

Who would have thought God was so easily amused? What a prat.