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Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:42 pm
by jarviguy
"Life for me is like chess..I don't know hot to play"

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:13 pm
by Walker
jarviguy wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:42 pm "Life for me is like chess..I don't know hot to play"
That works.

Work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJxwgNqgobM

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:49 pm
by Dalek Prime
If life gives you lemons, murder all those you feel are responsible.

Got that certain 'sinking' feeling? Drown the nearest swimmer to you.

Sorry. I'm clearly not good at viciousness.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:30 pm
by Walker
Dalek Prime wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:49 pm If life gives you lemons, murder all those you feel are responsible.

Got that certain 'sinking' feeling? Drown the nearest swimmer to you.

Sorry. I'm clearly not good at viciousness.
Viciousness is made possible by apocalyptic thinking in which every threat of change signals the end.

So, if you want to get good at viciousness then practice apocalyptic thinking, and see a hot summer day as a signal that the end is nigh.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:21 am
by -1-
"That's the trouble with your shit-hole of a country. You destroy the good Americans and get left with worthless nothings like you who hide behind their 'academic studies' to 'justify' the unjustifiable.
There is no reasoning with you.
Do you really think I take any notice when some wanker uses the term 'inappropriate behaviOR'? What the fuck does it even mean?" -- unattributable

etc.

If you guys, and I, we, untalented beginners are vicio, want to learn the trade, we ought to make a study of
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Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:51 am
by Dalek Prime
Walker wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:30 pm
Dalek Prime wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:49 pm If life gives you lemons, murder all those you feel are responsible.

Got that certain 'sinking' feeling? Drown the nearest swimmer to you.

Sorry. I'm clearly not good at viciousness.
Viciousness is made possible by apocalyptic thinking in which every threat of change signals the end.

So, if you want to get good at viciousness then practice apocalyptic thinking, and see a hot summer day as a signal that the end is nigh.
Apocalyptic scenarios put a smile on my face, and give me hope that there is an end to this poopball. It makes me quite congenial. :)

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:35 am
by Walker
That’s a Dalek characteristic.

Question: Why would anyone choose to be a Dalek when they could be a Time Lord?

Answer: Trick question. Choice doesn’t cause existence of either, although duality permits the concept.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:07 am
by Dalek Prime
Walker wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:35 am That’s a Dalek characteristic.

Question: Why would anyone choose to be a Dalek when they could be a Time Lord?

Answer: Trick question. Choice doesn’t cause existence of either, although duality permits the concept.
Nice one, Walker. :lol:

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:20 am
by attofishpi
You are what you are until circumstances mould you into something you didn't want to become.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:10 pm
by Dalek Prime
attofishpi wrote: Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:20 am You are what you are until circumstances mould you into something you didn't want to become.
Everyday, I try to use humour in order not to become a bitter old man. It's a battle at times.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:12 pm
by Dalek Prime
Walker wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:35 am That’s a Dalek characteristic.

Question: Why would anyone choose to be a Dalek when they could be a Time Lord?

Answer: Trick question. Choice doesn’t cause existence of either, although duality permits the concept.
Being a Dalek is so much simpler than feeling responsible for a universe. Plus Daleks look so much cuter and ridiculous, IMHO.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:02 pm
by Walker
That's why they have a toilet plunger for an appendage.

Re: Vicious Quote of the Day (post your own)

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:32 pm
by Dalek Prime
Walker wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:02 pm That's why they have a toilet plunger for an appendage.
And an egg beater. Break up the universe and plunge it down. :D

No offense, Dal, but you're designed terribly.

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:39 pm
by henry quirk
Arms, legs, hands, feet: can't be beat.

Eyes, ears, nose, tongue: so much fun.

Davros stuck the Kaleds in those shells cuz -- let's face it -- he was a dick.

Re: No offense, Dal, but you're designed terribly.

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:10 pm
by Dalek Prime
henry quirk wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:39 pm Arms, legs, hands, feet: can't be beat.

Eyes, ears, nose, tongue: so much fun.

Davros stuck the Kaleds in those shells cuz -- let's face it -- he was a dick.
Someone's got to do the dick job. Dick job, get it? *slurp, slurp* lol!