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Make your grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals happy and pleased

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Make your grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals happy and pleased

Try out giving your favourite grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals any of the following:
* sugar dissolved in water
* any fruit juice but not too sour or acidic, add sugar to dissolve to be sure
* exotic fruit juice and all the rest
* good, sweet juice of grapes
* "happy pills stuff/-derivatives" (fishes will be very happy)

See how it goes! (Maybe the organisms speak back to you!) Remember, Nature is speaking!: www.natureisspeaking.org (redirects to CI https://www.conservation.org/nature-is- ... fault.aspx )

Also by word to The Botanic Garden of Oslo, Norway, late-80s.

What do you think? Like botany or zoology?
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anthropomorphic fallacy

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What would any of these people know about nature? they all live in the fantasy world of Hollywood. They read a script that someone else has written, Do they even know what they are reading? Who wrote the script and what is the writers agenda?
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My grass and bushes and trees: I introduce to the mower, the clippers, and the saw.

The fishes and animals: go in my belly!
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henry quirk wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:51 pm My grass and bushes and trees: I introduce to the mower, the clippers, and the saw.

The fishes and animals: go in my belly!
:D :D :D :mrgreen:

By the way, I also meant to say the flowers! They may also require lots of happiness by fruit juice and the rest! :D :wink:
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flowers in a vase on the table brighten the day

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Do I have to give the bushes a 'happy ending'? :mrgreen:
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Impenitent wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:03 pm anthropomorphic fallacy

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Thank you for saying. Refreshingly succinct as usual, Imp. 8)
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Necromancer wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:36 am Make your grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals happy and pleased

Try out giving your favourite grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals any of the following:
* sugar dissolved in water
* any fruit juice but not too sour or acidic, add sugar to dissolve to be sure
* exotic fruit juice and all the rest
* good, sweet juice of grapes
* "happy pills stuff/-derivatives" (fishes will be very happy)

See how it goes! (Maybe the organisms speak back to you!) Remember, Nature is speaking!: www.natureisspeaking.org (redirects to CI https://www.conservation.org/nature-is- ... fault.aspx )

Also by word to The Botanic Garden of Oslo, Norway, late-80s.

What do you think? Like botany or zoology?
sadly here in Okiehomi stuff first freezes in Jan/Feb, then if it lives through that, it promtply burns up by June with 100+ F via solar flares.
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Necromancer wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:36 am Make your grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals happy and pleased

Try out giving your favourite grass, bushes, trees, fishes and animals any of the following:
* sugar dissolved in water
* any fruit juice but not too sour or acidic, add sugar to dissolve to be sure
* exotic fruit juice and all the rest
* good, sweet juice of grapes
* "happy pills stuff/-derivatives" (fishes will be very happy)

See how it goes! (Maybe the organisms speak back to you!) Remember, Nature is speaking!: www.natureisspeaking.org (redirects to CI https://www.conservation.org/nature-is- ... fault.aspx )

Also by word to The Botanic Garden of Oslo, Norway, late-80s.

What do you think? Like botany or zoology?
Plants make sugar, fibre, carbohydrates. They don't need to be fed with them.

Plants can strive, struggle, or wither; but they don't have a nervous system. They are incapable of emotion, feeling, feeling pain.

Animals, on the other hand, go gaga over sugar. It's not good for them in too large quantities (He said "tities"), just like they are not good for man, but boy is it ever sweet.
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Relating to the topic...

See the (very) happy White Hops of Budweiser Beer, USA! :D :D :D

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Necromancer wrote: Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:49 pm .

Relating to the topic...

See the (very) happy White Hop of Budweiser Beer, USA! :D :D :D

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Have you ever seen a hops farm? where the hops are cut from the parent plant and fermented in their own juices, can you really say they are happy?
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thedoc wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:46 amHave you ever seen a hops farm? where the hops are cut from the parent plant and fermented in their own juices, can you really say they are happy?
I know it sounds incredible. But here's how: what are you supposed to believe when the hops actually turn white, having only been fed water and earth nutrients earlier? So you start feeding them water with sugar and other and then it happens, history in the making, they turn white!

I feel, with all the good vitality signs of healthy white hops that history has actually been made by this! Be aware, please! :D :D :D

Happy future to come! :D 8)
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I attend a Christmas tree burning party in June, does it make the dried out dead Christmas trees happy to be burned?
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No, as with people, it probably does not feel a thing.

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