Doesn’t sound ballistic to me. Sounds thoughtful, controlled, and true.
Simply a good presentation, and the courtesy of time and thought extended to you, a gift for you to accept as you must, or reject as you must.
Besides, you said you were looking for a monkey.
No skin off my nose to give it a try.
I sense that you prefer the old brevity, and I certainly know that all these digitations are just a long stick writing in water.
So, relax. Post with impunity.