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Coming to this forum is like _________?

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... turnign wine into water.

... turning water into whine.

... jumping in head first into the water, only realizing that you are in the children's cement-bottomed wading pool.

... what your mother always warned you about.

... something you don't want to brag about to your friends.

... something you will want to forget for the rest of your life, and you will.

... a broken leg: it will heal, eventually, but you'll never lose the limp.

... getting your teeth knocked out in a friendly game of "Global Thermonuclear Warfare" simulation.

... being stuck in a line-up at the post office between a psychopathic mass murderer and a crack addict experiencing serious withdrawal effects.

... being stuck in a line-up at the licence issuing office between a sociology Ph.D. candidate in his 39th year of graduate school, and Jesus of Nazareth.

... coming up to first in position in the line-up to the Pearly Gates and the fire drill alarm goes off.
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Philosophy Explorer wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:33 pm Coming to this forum is like _________?

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opening the vegetable crisper for the seventh time, hoping to find a jalapeno pepper one had previously overlooked, because the chili will be so much poorer without it ... and the little bugger still isn't there!
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...being a permanent citizen in Plato's cave where only the anaerobes are left to thrive. Oxygen depletion causes secularism!
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...like ignoring the old addage, thinking breeds insanity.
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