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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:40 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
:lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
Harbal wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:28 pm
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:20 pm
Never mind. One day you might get a life.
Maybe but I think I'm leaving it a bit late.
Have you ever thought of spending less time online and more time with your family?
Yes, I have thought about it, that's why I spend so much time online.
A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:31 pm
by Harbal
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 pm A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.
Yes, I do it out of consideration for my family, the forum will just have to put up with it. Although I think it's more of a tragedy for you than the forum in general.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:35 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
Harbal wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:31 pm
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 pm A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.
Yes, I do it out of consideration for my family, the forum will just have to put up with it. Although I think it's more of a tragedy for you than the forum in general.
No - it's a tragedy for the whole Forum.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:44 pm
by Harbal
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:35 pm
No - it's a tragedy for the whole Forum.
Never mind, at least they've got you back now to compensate them for it. :?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:51 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
Harbal wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:44 pm
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:35 pm
No - it's a tragedy for the whole Forum.
Never mind, at least they've got you back now to compensate them for it. :?
Indeed. You are right there. I think you are more perceptive than usual - you just need a bit of a prompt.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:43 pm
by Walker

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:30 pm
by Dontaskme
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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:20 pm
by bobevenson
A woman walks into a police station and says, "I was raped!" The officer asks, "When did this happen?" She says, "About 35 years ago." He asks, "Why are you reporting it now?" She says, "I'm not reporting it, I just like to talk about it!"

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:23 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
bobevenson wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:20 pm A woman walks into a police station and says, "I was raped!" The officer asks, "When did this happen?" She says, "About 35 years ago." He asks, "Why are you reporting it now?" She says, "I'm not reporting it, I just like to talk about it!"
Not bad, but the punchline needs work, or you could end it after '35 years ago'. It was funny at that point.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:54 am
by Arising_uk
I agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it. :roll:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:09 am
by thedoc
Arising_uk wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:54 am It agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it. :roll:
What makes you think she was silent about it, perhaps she's been talking about it for 35 years.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:31 am
by dorothea
School kids are a good source of new light on the origin of ethics. Did you know that Moses came down from the mountain with 10 concubines? And that God wanted various jobs doing - the Egyptians had to irritate the desert, and the Hebrews to stop making bread without straw; he wanted unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients in it.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:34 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
dorothea wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:31 am School kids are a good source of new light on the origin of ethics. Did you know that Moses came down from the mountain with 10 concubines? And that God wanted various jobs doing - the Egyptians had to irritate the desert, and the Hebrews to stop making bread without straw; he wanted unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients in it.
You can't just go around irritating deserts, with or without porcupines, but at least the bread is low calorie.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:44 am
by Arising_uk
thedoc wrote:What makes you think she was silent about it, perhaps she's been talking about it for 35 years.
I doubt it but am not surprised Christians like such jokes.