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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Hobbes' Choice » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:33 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:27 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:20 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm


How do you even function? You must be in some sort of institution. Oh yeah. Pearl Harbour. Another thing yanks are always whining about and expecting everyone else to give a flying fuck about.
You're not anyone else. You're in an institution, sicko. And you do plenty of whining yourself. So how does your brain function since you keep sitting on them?

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Another example of your brilliant grasp of English grammar.
Rotfl.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Hobbes' Choice » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:45 pm

thedoc wrote:
Sat May 13, 2017 4:56 am
Arising_uk wrote:You guys not heard of traffic lights or roundabouts?
That is a really stupid comment, roundabouts take up a lot of acreage that is already in use, and stop lights cost more money to install and maintain, especially if they are unnecessary. FYI we do have roundabouts and stoplights where needed, or where they could be installed before the land was built up, there is some respect for private property ownership. The Gov. can't just come in and take whatever it wants, there is due process or have you given that up as well.
The real joke is that you cannot reflect on a simple question without obsessing about your bullshit private property/ small government trope. How predictable.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Harbal » Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:39 am

Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:45 pm

The real joke is that you cannot reflect on a simple question without obsessing about your bullshit private property
I see you're still struggling with the concept of what a joke is.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by vegetariantaxidermy » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:23 am

Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:50 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:13 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:58 am


How many illiterate native English speakers does Australia have? You can't even spell architectural. You're responsible for some of the illiteracy in this world, Ms Arrogant.

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That's funny. Your last gloating moronic comment referring to my supposed 'misspelling' of a word was completely meaningless gibberish due to your pitiful grasp of basic grammar. Some fuck saw fit to remove my pointing out of it though, along with your garbage. It was a beautiful thing--you trying to look clever but as usual making a complete ass of yourself.
And your failure to understand the difference between a typo and not being able to spell something only increases (if that's even possible) your value as the laughing stock of this site.
Why do you keep asking me questions about Australia? Ask Greta. Or Fish Pie. I think he's Australian.
Tossing out more bullshit, Ms Arrogant. It was a misspelling error on your part, not just gibberish and not a typo. Trying to trivialize your error won't work here. So yes, you are the laughing stock of this forum. :lol:

And yes I will continue to ask you questions about Australia as you're the number one fuckup from Australia. Are you ashamed about Australia? Are you Aborigine as you already said you're not American and you said you're not English either? Why don't you just kiss my ass if I let you, you two-bit slime that crawled out from under a rock?

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You just keep on giving :lol:
Btw, I don't hate the English. England and the English are fascinating.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Hobbes' Choice » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:02 pm

Harbal wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:39 am
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:45 pm

The real joke is that you cannot reflect on a simple question without obsessing about your bullshit private property
I see you're still struggling with the concept of what a joke is.
QED - you are not as funny as you were. Are you having problems at home?

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:28 pm

Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:02 pm
QED - you are not as funny as you were. Are you having problems at home?
Harbal is the funniest poster on this forum. I only come here to laugh at him because I like laughing, not at him, but the Harbal posts.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:29 pm

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Philosophy Explorer » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:32 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:23 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:50 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:13 am


That's funny. Your last gloating moronic comment referring to my supposed 'misspelling' of a word was completely meaningless gibberish due to your pitiful grasp of basic grammar. Some fuck saw fit to remove my pointing out of it though, along with your garbage. It was a beautiful thing--you trying to look clever but as usual making a complete ass of yourself.
And your failure to understand the difference between a typo and not being able to spell something only increases (if that's even possible) your value as the laughing stock of this site.
Why do you keep asking me questions about Australia? Ask Greta. Or Fish Pie. I think he's Australian.
Tossing out more bullshit, Ms Arrogant. It was a misspelling error on your part, not just gibberish and not a typo. Trying to trivialize your error won't work here. So yes, you are the laughing stock of this forum. :lol:

And yes I will continue to ask you questions about Australia as you're the number one fuckup from Australia. Are you ashamed about Australia? Are you Aborigine as you already said you're not American and you said you're not English either? Why don't you just kiss my ass if I let you, you two-bit slime that crawled out from under a rock?

PhilX 🇺🇸
You just keep on giving :lol:
Btw, I don't hate the English. England and the English are fascinating.
This contradicts what you've stated earlier.

PhilX 🇺🇸

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Harbal » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:42 pm

Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:02 pm
you are not as funny as you were.
How would you know? You don't have a sense of humour.
Are you having problems at home?
No, quite the opposite. My problem is that I don't get to spend enough time at home.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by vegetariantaxidermy » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:36 pm

Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:32 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:23 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:50 am


Tossing out more bullshit, Ms Arrogant. It was a misspelling error on your part, not just gibberish and not a typo. Trying to trivialize your error won't work here. So yes, you are the laughing stock of this forum. :lol:

And yes I will continue to ask you questions about Australia as you're the number one fuckup from Australia. Are you ashamed about Australia? Are you Aborigine as you already said you're not American and you said you're not English either? Why don't you just kiss my ass if I let you, you two-bit slime that crawled out from under a rock?

PhilX 🇺🇸
You just keep on giving :lol:
Btw, I don't hate the English. England and the English are fascinating.
This contradicts what you've stated earlier.

PhilX 🇺🇸
I would call you a liar but you aren't intelligent enough to be one--you are just thick.

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Philosophy Explorer » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:43 pm

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:36 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:32 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:23 am

You just keep on giving :lol:
Btw, I don't hate the English. England and the English are fascinating.
This contradicts what you've stated earlier.

PhilX 🇺🇸
I would call you a liar but you aren't intelligent enough to be one--you are just thick.
Well Ms Arrogant, who misspelled three times in a row, you have yet to demonstrate any intelligence at all.

How's the weather in Australia today?

PhilX 🇺🇸

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by vegetariantaxidermy » Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:35 pm

You mean that place you referred to as 'a tiny fly speck of a country'? :lol:
Probably hot. :roll:

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by thedoc » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:06 pm

Harbal wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:39 am
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:45 pm

The real joke is that you cannot reflect on a simple question without obsessing about your bullshit private property
I see you're still struggling with the concept of what a joke is.
You could have stopped with "concept".

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Hobbes' Choice » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:20 pm

Harbal wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:42 pm
Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:02 pm
you are not as funny as you were.
How would you know? You don't have a sense of humour.
Are you having problems at home?
No, quite the opposite. My problem is that I don't get to spend enough time at home.
Never mind. One day you might get a life.
Have you ever thought of spending less time online and more time with your family?

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Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Harbal » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:28 pm

Hobbes' Choice wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:20 pm

Never mind. One day you might get a life.
Maybe but I think I'm leaving it a bit late.
Have you ever thought of spending less time online and more time with your family?
Yes, I have thought about it, that's why I spend so much time online.

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