Got any good jokes?
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, 'Thanks."
I said, "Don't mention it."
He said, 'Thanks."
I said, "Don't mention it."
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I was thinking about reading George Orwell's book 1984, then decided it would be quicker to look out of the window.
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Not bad. I preferred that to ICs - i'm certain ICs was posted recently - not sure who by or where...i'll try and ask the camel once he gets thru the I of a need all.
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A shit but true joke:- More than half US population voted for Donald Trump.
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I was thinking about reading the book titled Nothing, but I couldn't find Nothing in the library, so I wrote the book myself, and discovered it was the only thing I knew anything about.
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Thanks but I've already read it.
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There's the old standby for Nietzsche:
"God is dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" -- God
"God is dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" -- God
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This is/was a very good observation. In the dream of illusory separation it appears as though death and life are separate things, when in actual fact they are both the same reality, just appearing as different.Gary Childress wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:41 am There's the old standby for Nietzsche:
"God is dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" -- God
That which lives never dies, and that which dies never lived.
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To-Do List
- POTUS oath at noon.
- Early-bird special at four of five.
- Maybe a ride on the big train.
- Warm milk at six, lights out by seven.
- POTUS oath at noon.
- Early-bird special at four of five.
- Maybe a ride on the big train.
- Warm milk at six, lights out by seven.
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Yep, "Walker said something intelligent."
So then, "Intelligent Walker," would be an oxymoron, right?
So then, "Intelligent Walker," would be an oxymoron, right?