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Walker wrote: Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:13 pm American* Humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9zOltOZhIo


* The irony of identity politics.
Not very funny.
Here's a joke you'll really love.
Boris Johnson handing a homeless person £20 which he'd just set fire to.
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To correlate with the joke you don't find funny, did Johnson's beggar have a poor presentation?

Why water it down. A beggar is a beggar, no matter how sad the conditions that brings someone to that state in life.

When you dilute anything, a thought or a problem, it has a tendency to increase in volume.

When you exaggerate it, the ignorance of the situation becomes apparent.

With awareness comes change ... but awareness also brings numbness to the sleepy, even catatonia when change is too much.

Comedy is a good barometer of many things, eh?
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Walker wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:43 am Like your opinion matters.
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Awww ...
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Not very funny.
Here's a joke you'll really love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTnD40x ... reload=101
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A moth walks into a doctor's surgery..

"What can I do for you?" says the doc.

"Well things aint going too well. I lost my old job, the new one is less pay, more work; my parner walked out on me leaving me to fend for our 134 caterpillars. Some have died of insecticide whilst others are refusing to pupate. I can't seem to come to terms with my mortality and the pressure of work is getting me down. I do not see the point in life. " says the Moth

The doctor responds; " I think you need a psychiatrist, or a mental health practicioner. I'm a dermatologist. Why did you came here?"

The moth replies; "The light was on."
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More subtle humour, American irony.

Craig Shoemaker - The Lovemaster Cometh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIisdMdIOg

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Walker wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:06 pmNot very funny.
Well that might just be that you are a bit of a crude prude as well as a snob. But I could be wrong, I often is.

I see natural life as just a bunch of crude forces interacting together - CRUDE being the operative word. . but nothing to get hung over, unless one has a very dirty pervy (crude) mind.

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DAM wrote:But I could be wrong, I often is.
Bingo.
Jerks get their ration of compassion too.

So, what's next in your joke library.

Photos of piles of sh*t?

That's a side-splitter, how 'bout it.

Sh*tters Full!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeskbiJjCXI

:lol:

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Chorus

“Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can”
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Here’s an original that arrived from the aether:

Dead Shrink: As a Burr, what was life like?
Raymond: Well, it was irritating and I think that made me an irritation, but the pay was good.

Was the joke worthy of Joke?

Feel free to print the joke on T-shirts for large firms, law and otherwise, (advertising and team-building), and profit immensely, Chinastyle.
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