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Wanda Sykes, American Comic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrA-kOngweA

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be sure to close the flue

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Santa is magic and anticipation, so once a year is plenty enough. However, if that flue is welded shut from disuse, Santa’s elfen slaves can make unvented gas logs in their workshop, which is a thoughtful gift at holiday time.
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It's a shame there are fat kids, other-wise Christ would have allowed himself to be crucified after every resurrection, we could have had Easter every weekend for the rest of time.

(apparently the only reason Christ didn't bother woz cos chocolate woz shit back then and not worth the effort, oh yeah, and the fat kids)
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Nurses have a lot of patience and patients. Donald Trump had no patience resulting in many patients.
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:35 am Nurses have a lot of patience and patients. Andrew Cuomo had no patience resulting in many patients.
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When a man's voice is silenced, when his vote is negated, when his redress subverted: what's left?

Everything.
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Good ol' Aussie Know How!

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henry quirk wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:20 am When a man's voice is silenced, when his vote is negated, when his redress subverted: what's left?

Everything.
Sure, subtle, but understoood.

ya, yer rather sad about how the rich elites run your country - (owned by MOSAD) Iraeli honeytraps come in handy when you want an Iran nuclear deal scrapped. (Trump is another Epstein victim)

...and those on the 'right' are paranoid as fuck about how far these rich elite silver spoon fed from birth morons (both RED and BLUE team) penetrate the voting system.

Your media controls peoples mind (ON BOTH SIDES - ya got BLUE, ya got RED, ya got WHITE, ya got BLACK...etc...)
As far as I can tell, there is practically NO unbiased reporting - just depends who OWNS the media company in question.
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attofishpi wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:08 am
As far as I can tell, there is practically NO unbiased reporting - just depends who OWNS the media company in question.
CSPAN does pretty good coverage of congress. No commentary.
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Gary Childress wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:25 am
attofishpi wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:08 am
As far as I can tell, there is practically NO unbiased reporting - just depends who OWNS the media company in question.
CSPAN does pretty good coverage of congress. No commentary.
Cool, might see what's on internet re CSPAN
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Never gets old. (American humor)

Weekend Update: Jane, You Ignorant Slut - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM

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American* Humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9zOltOZhIo


* The irony of identity politics.
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