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Got any good jokes?
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ALL Fun Lovin' Criminals songs are fantastic - their two main albums - 100% Columbian and Bag of Hits have permanent position in my car CD stacker position 1 and 2.Walker wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:08 pmI like the next one that popped up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn8fcrmJQBQ
re your Bill Burr post - ya - love that dude, I think I've watched pretty much all his vids! Similar humour to Jim Jeffries.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Most standup comedy these days is a combination of unfunny politics, confirmations of shared prejudices, and a bucket of filthy words to titillate the Bevus and Butthead middle-school rebels.
Contrast with …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGyQNMPDkk
Silly? Oh yes. Profound? There are glimmers in the high-forehead lowbrow but overall, silliness is quite preferable in many ways to what doesn’t measure up to philosophical specifications. However, the test that philosophy has appeared is when it attracts the fragmented attention that so often falls victim to the imperative need to select from all those options out there, a need that reflects the principle, Invention Is the Mother of Necessity.
Perhaps this surprising and rather unprecedented “interruption in the supply chain,” that’s distracting from the anguish of those who Biden abandoned in Afghanistan, also serves the purpose of getting folks accustomed to less variety in a culture that can, and often does, eat strawberries and cream for breakfast all year round ... to which I can personally attest.
Contrast with …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGyQNMPDkk
Silly? Oh yes. Profound? There are glimmers in the high-forehead lowbrow but overall, silliness is quite preferable in many ways to what doesn’t measure up to philosophical specifications. However, the test that philosophy has appeared is when it attracts the fragmented attention that so often falls victim to the imperative need to select from all those options out there, a need that reflects the principle, Invention Is the Mother of Necessity.
Perhaps this surprising and rather unprecedented “interruption in the supply chain,” that’s distracting from the anguish of those who Biden abandoned in Afghanistan, also serves the purpose of getting folks accustomed to less variety in a culture that can, and often does, eat strawberries and cream for breakfast all year round ... to which I can personally attest.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
A (militant) atheist walked into a bar as I sipped on a beer.
He told me he is a philosopher.
I chocked on my beer.
He told me he is a philosopher.
I chocked on my beer.
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A black man walked in to a bar and a white man walked into a bar they glanced at each other and sat upon bar stools, beside each other.
The barman asked them what they would like to drink.
In unison they both answered at the same time..
The black man had said, "I'd like a pint of White Rabbit. "
The white man had said, "I'd like a pint of Carling Black Label."
The white man then said, "I didn't know brown people like White Rabbit!"
The black man nodded and replied, "I didn't know beige people like Black Label!"
The pair of men glanced at each other, surprised and then introduced themselves, holding out their hands to shake, again in unison they said, "Hi I'm Hugh."
Not sure if that is a joke, just sick of everything being termed in divisive binary - it's us and them nonsense. I've never met a black man or a white one.
The barman asked them what they would like to drink.
In unison they both answered at the same time..
The black man had said, "I'd like a pint of White Rabbit. "
The white man had said, "I'd like a pint of Carling Black Label."
The white man then said, "I didn't know brown people like White Rabbit!"
The black man nodded and replied, "I didn't know beige people like Black Label!"
The pair of men glanced at each other, surprised and then introduced themselves, holding out their hands to shake, again in unison they said, "Hi I'm Hugh."
Not sure if that is a joke, just sick of everything being termed in divisive binary - it's us and them nonsense. I've never met a black man or a white one.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Have the Woke gone after the Simpsons yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG0c6CcpPZ4
How many woke rules does this break?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG0c6CcpPZ4
How many woke rules does this break?
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